Hartej

Hartej is a sexy man who loves curry and Nando's. And his sister is a duck who has a nice ass

"Hartej!! They are stealing your curry!"

by Peeenlover November 20, 2019

Dillon Hartigan

Sometimes known as "Pulling a Dillon", accidentally showing off one's unusually large nipples whilst wearing something revealing.

Man, that chick's so drunk, she just pulled a Dillon Hartigan.

by George Osier January 1, 2011

Hartenbauer

The male version has much trouble with women. In the stone age, male Hartenbauer cavemen would charm females with their large man boobs. Once seduced the female would have to be on top during sexual intercourse.

Now days Hartenbauers are typically republicans who are thought to be conspiring to kidnap Hillary Clinton. They find relationships difficult, and make themselves feel better by eating cake. Once a male Hartebauer finds his true love, they will be inseparable and truly happy.

The Hartenbauer sure loves his cake! I guess that means he couldn't get a date tonight.

by Fresh Prince of Persia October 3, 2007

Hartej

Hartej is a Hindi verb used to describe an act of human bulldozing or knocking things over using a human body part. Usually used on an obese person.

“Oh my god look he keeps knocking things over, he’s doing a hartej”

by Scjakbwbk October 9, 2018

Hart High School

Worst school in SCV valley. Lost 10 years straight and counting in the Foot Hill league. Do not let your child go here. Weak ass school.

Hart High School lost to Valencia High School last night. Was a blow out.

by PetersPickle March 18, 2019

Kevin Hart

A funny ass man who got ridiculed for a joke he apologized for because the world is a bunch of beta sensitive cucks that can’t take a fucking joke. His stand up comedy is funny as fuck.

Ronny:So what happened to you and that girl?
Ben: I railed her after we went to the Kevin Hart show that man is hilarious.

by NovaScotiaK September 18, 2019

Harteex

Superviser of the Xaag. Also leader of the Realm of Frogs.

The Xaag is not feeling well, we must contact the Harteex.

by LDCN January 27, 2007