ham washer

Toilet

Ham washer is To clean ham

by Jimmy bin laden November 17, 2021

Ham Squad

A group of ignorant, low-life, burnouts who sell marijuana, wear hCo, A&F, gold chains and ed hardy. They also cannot pass their freshman year of high school, pull NO hoes, and do absolutely nothing with their lives post-high school.

On their playlist: Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka Flame, and Brick Squad (who they aspire to be).

They also obnoxiously scream HAM SQUAD at any party, store, or hallway they walk down in their fine institution of higher education.

They will slump you dawg so you better be squadded when you see these cats.

I was at this party when Ham Squad rolled up trying to slump my n*gga Alex. I got all my bros together because this dude Matt White was trying get on his slam piece, so we fought. It was chill.

by feelincrisp1234 October 20, 2010

Ham Salad

To eat the ass hole of a fat chick.

Dude, you know she totally wanted a ham salad.

by nhra3471 March 29, 2008

ham and cheese curtains

A woman's pussy lips

"Where's my motha-fuckin' benji greens?"
"In between my ham and cheese curtains, wanna take a dustin'?"

by Champloo October 28, 2006

ham in the oven

Having to release a huge amount of gas from one's anus.

"you should role down the windows; I have a ham in the oven"

by smashley p December 15, 2013

ham blast

When one excretes a fart so vile and pungent that it sounds as though an entire baked ham is being forcefully pushed out of the anal cavity.

Alex: Jesus Christ, who the FUCK ham blasted in here?

by Jonesin'Homie September 23, 2013

Ham Finger

The act of digitally pleasing a siberian woman outdoors with rolled slices of ham.

After a long day of ejaculating at the pinnacle of a cartwheel and eating sandwiches, I figured I would share the pleasure by giving my neighbors wife a sloppy ham finger.

by El Presidente 69 February 28, 2022