Tour de France

The act of standing while masterbating and rocking from side to side with a look of intense concentration on your face. Most commonly seen in East European porn films of the 90's and 00's when a guy is waiting his turn for a ride on the bike.

Igor Tour de Franced as Toni and Pedro DP'd Helvika

by Dave McGinty October 6, 2006

France the llama

France the Llama is a catchphrase invented by John Green, award winning author and a part of youtube's 'vlogbrothers'. It is a sentance to express disbelief, shock or amusement.

France the Llama, that whale is huge!

by dftbaFreund January 12, 2011

Français

This is the french way of saying French. Under the c you will see the accent. This accent is called a cédille. Pronounced said-eey-ah

I speak English but he speaks français

by Keiradahuman December 22, 2019

frances babys

france's babys are baby of a dumb idiot named france and she would thorw baby at ever one like a dumbass.

kill the frances babys

by whatthehellisgoon October 20, 2020

Francesco

A gentleman with a large penis, you won't know about it tell you get jiggy with him though.

Damn did you here about her new husband?
*looking around*
He's a francesco!

by IKnowEverythingTrustMe November 16, 2022

Air France

Letting out a rancid blast of ass wind upon someone who is stationary, I.e. In their office, in their car, at their computer, then moving on. Different from a crop dusting because the gas is not delivered while in motion.

Charlie walks into Sean's office
Sean: Hi Charlie, what can I do for you?
Charlie:... Air France!
Sean: What? What's that OH GOD DAMN IT SWEET JESUS
Charlie gallant strolls off

by The Fugazi Ghost April 13, 2016

France

A country that was once a close ally of America, but is looked down on in America currently. Has fallen out of favor in America and Europe(I believe. I cannot say for sure, as I am not European) for not playing an active role in the War on Terrorism, and a few times, even hindering the fight.

Other than that, the French are well known for consuming much expensive, or exotic(to Americans) foods, having a country that is in surprisingly good shape, and being remarkably unmotivated fighters.

Despite being hated in America, France isn't THAT bad.

by A. Person November 26, 2004