The best fucking game ever invented. Players choose either "fronthand" or "backhand" and their partner slaps them across the face, either fronthand or backhand. First shown in the Key and Peele skit, "Fronthand Backhand."
"Yo Tyrell."
"Yo Lawrence."
"You wanna play fronthand backhand?"
"Yo man, I don't know that game."
"Hey man, it's simple, dawg. All you gotta do is say fronthand or backhand!"
"Alright, fronthand."
*slap*
"Ooh man! I got you good! You know that funny."
"Backhand."
A statement or question that is phrased, pronounced, or contextualized as if it is an insult, when it is actually a compliment or delivering a positive message; the opposite of a "backhanded compliment".
"You're aesthetically obese."
"That's quite the fronthanded insult."
A Quebecer who won't get out of bed unless he is offended. A somnambulant who is politically active in Quebec. A Quebecois sleep-deprived goatherder.
A French-Quebecer who blames the British Empire for everything, including the appearance of "yellow" margarine on Quebec supermarket shelves.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.