Fix

To repair something.

I had to go to the garage to fix my Range Rover, but apparently the damage is irreparable, so that's a shame

by UltimateDoge May 14, 2022

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Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool

A fucking big hammer.

The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.

by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015

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Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

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Hym "Here's your fix: I (as the public) don't have to do your bullshit... Then, I also don't have to do THEIR bullshit... You give ne MY shit... And then you both go fuck yourselves. That's the fix. That's the only acceptable solution."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

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Fix it

Is THIS supposed to constitute you giving ME the credit? Or, oh, THAT? Yeah, I mean, if you tried to have an imposter do it, of course it didn't work. I didn't say 'Give an imposter the credit and the money' I said 'give ME that.' You're trying to avoid doing the thing I said. You are not 'ME.' I don't know what about that you do not get and whatever you did doesn't constitute the thing I said.

Hym "No. Meeting the 3 factor verification will fix it. If you already tried and it didn't work that's because you tried to do it with a not-me. The pronoun confusion is really bad for you, isn't it? You need to stop trying to prove whatever the fuck this is to yourself. You're just not. I am."

by Hym Iam December 9, 2025

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