by Butterflymorph28 August 6, 2021

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.
"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"
by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

Hym "Here's your fix: I (as the public) don't have to do your bullshit... Then, I also don't have to do THEIR bullshit... You give ne MY shit... And then you both go fuck yourselves. That's the fix. That's the only acceptable solution."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024


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by AuntDaddy August 31, 2022
