fester

A retarded ugly ass guy. Origin from Uncle Fester from Festers Quest on the nes.

Fester is locked in the girls bathroom again.

by JBee May 6, 2004

Feener

1.)A Person or Persons that enjoys the Man-Mayo.

2.) Feener sandwich - Someone who has bum sex and spreads his mayo on their buns.

Shut up, your feener.

by 1337 h4x0r !!!!1111!!!!shift+1!!1111!!! March 2, 2004

Festered Cheerio

A rotting asshole, a suppurating anus.

Lick my festered cheerio

by Diddygaruk April 3, 2006

Grass Feeder

A person on the bottom of the food chain / of low intelligence. ie: Not a Hunter.

A grass feeder will typically has their eye's widely spaced apart.

Hey Dude, check out that grass feeder. You could drive a truck through that space between his eyes.

/chuckle

by teaBagger_au January 8, 2007

fester

a series of events taken by men every few months (from the day they turn 18 and up) with their mans, usually involving driving around town for hours, the purchase of tobacco, harassment of gas-station employees, eating corndogs, and the half-serious search for pornographic magazines

I should really call Luke, Pat, and Austin. We haven't festered in a long while, and I'm craving a cigar and a corndog.

by Toph23 July 12, 2009

fester

to dwell on; hold a grudge

who cares that your brother stole your girl? you lettin it fester. get over it, she was a ho.

by nappyafrochik April 5, 2003

feener for your wiener

wanting someone's penis, opposite of cock block.

"yeah, your ex is a total feener for your wiener"

by ConnorMc June 24, 2008