feeding the devil and starving the Lord.

Adjective: the action of eating and taking a dump simultaneously.

Dammit, why are you eating ice cream while you shit? You're feeding the devil and starving the Lord.

by VolMoose November 6, 2011

Bottom feeding

Sucking on another mans gooch

I was bottom feeding and caught his ass hair lice

by Feast April 10, 2015

Ferdinand

Those weird kids with bull rings on their ears

“Yo look at that weird kid that yawns before he reads his bellwork”
“Aw dude! That’s Ferdinand!”

by Rx.420 September 8, 2019

Feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk

To masturbate, jerk off, beat ones meat.

I walked in on Mark feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk. Motherfucker.

by oneequalszero September 5, 2006

feeding the meter

a slang term for anal sex

"I went out with Jennifer yesterday. I ended up feeding the meter all night long. How can you not love a chick like that."

by Steven March 8, 2009

feddy

Adj. - Abbreviation for the word federal - describing the seriousness or the unique level of a situation or thing -derived from the knowledge that catching a federal case would be very serious.

The hydraulics on Pookie's new whip are feddy!

by Sarahnade July 9, 2010

Feeding the Ducks

A term for... one-somes... popular with people who have access to pr0n.

Phil said he'd Be Right Back, but we all know he was feeding the ducks.

by Flaaron July 1, 2003