Feeding the Devil

when one sits down on the toilet to take a crap and eats something at the same time. This is an extreme example of someone being a fatass.

Guy 1 - Dude, where is the pizza?
Guy 2 - Its in here man.
Guy 1 - What the fuck man, quit feeding the devil.

by gmurf413 May 3, 2009

feed the devil

The act of eating while taking a dump.

Man, I was so pressed for time I had to feed the devil and I was still 20 minutes late.

by Chicken dinner August 3, 2006

feed the devil

the act of taking a crap.

excuse me guys but holy of unholy its time to fill the bowl and feed the devil.

by Bob Oso February 12, 2006

feeding the devil and starving the Lord.

Adjective: the action of eating and taking a dump simultaneously.

Dammit, why are you eating ice cream while you shit? You're feeding the devil and starving the Lord.

by VolMoose June 1, 2011