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Freeze the balls off a brass monkey

Navy phrase for canon balls. The balls are placed in a round structure called a monkey. The plates had indentations to hold the balls on the bottom layer in place. The base was made of brass. When brass gets cold it contracts and the balls displaced.
It is so cold it would freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
by WxDub December 19, 2016
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butt freeze

similar to brain freeze, but refers to ones anus. its when you get up in the middle of the night to shit only to realize that the toilet is so cold the shit you are taking freezes your asshole shut. butt freezes can be brought upon by others, however, like doctors. if you have a big wart on your cheeks, the doctor may freeze it. the expression "that shit was COLD MAN" is derived from butt freeze, but is used to compliment an insult.
P1 (walks to toilet...) "owwwwwwwwwwieeeeeeee butt freeze!!!!!"

P2 (in next stall) " WHAT THE FUCKLEBERRY!!!
by squeakmighty July 12, 2009
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Sumner Dairy Freeze

During intercourse, female breast milk and male ejaculate is collected with a ladle, then put in the freezer over night, the next day, said ladle is inserted into a bodily orifice (e.g anus, vagina, mouth) until it melts, it is then drank out of the bodily orifice by the partner with a silly straw and then puked onto the chest of the opposite partner.

NOTE: for extra pleasure donkey punch during any step.
Dude do you wanna go do Olive Garden?

no man i am full, i just had a "Sumner Dairy Freeze" with your sister

Douche
by I Like Dick poo fucker October 31, 2010
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nut freeze

nut freeze is when ure nuts freeze to the porch cuz ure naked in the wintertime like a dumbass.
OOH! are ure nuts frozen to the porch?
(wine from dog)
Okay i'll get a spatula.
(louder wine from dog)
by pseudonym March 31, 2004
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Freeze

A localized British slang term for "photograph", possibly derived from the term "freeze frame": a video editing technique which mimics still photography.
Check out this freeze I took with my digital camera!
by DrNickB January 9, 2013
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Seattle Freeze

The disdain Washingtonians have for invaders from other areas who show up and turn our trees into houses and clog our roads and freeways, yet want us to be friendly to them and cheerful about it.
"Hi there. Nice to meet you. Now go back where you came from." That's the Seattle Freeze for you.
by nyarlotep July 22, 2011
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new freezer

When you are a necrophiliac and find a new location to obtain corpses
Billy: This place is picked clean
Scott: There is a new freezer on Main Street

Billy: Awesome, let’s go
by Scaaaaaaaaaaaat November 5, 2017
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