Mussel fest

Mussel fest :the opposite of sausage fest,were a party is composed only of female

I went to that club not knowing it was a lesbos club! What a mussel fest!

by Sasenlanus July 16, 2014

Flapper Fest

When you replace the valve mechanisms in all four of your townhouse's toilets, but neglect to replace the flappers, per the directions on the box. You then have to throw a Flapper Fest to remedy the problem.

Hey Wifey, let's have have a Flapper Fest tonight, so you can help me fix all the toilets I fucked up by only replacing one component!

by Uncle Willard May 12, 2015

sausage fest

A entire dinner of just sausage, nothing else

Bob: Hey, what's for dinner?
Bill: We are having a sausage fest. Nothing but sausage.

by MrWalrusUB January 28, 2018

Man-festing

When a straight male jokes around with another male coworker/friend in a gay manner (i.e calling coworkers/friends cute, spanking other male coworkers/friends, blowing other male coworkers/friends kisses), so often that they manifest themselves gay. Typically in a construction/blue collar environment.

Yo Brian, I gotta stop with all this flirting, I'm man-festing myself some feelings for you.

by Fetus805 June 8, 2023

fuck fest

When you and some friend(s) are ahnging out and you start saying the f-bomb in every sentance.

Suzy:"I swear to fucking god, the fucker was so fucking annoying, all up in my fucking face! I mean what the fuck."
Yazmyn:"Dude, are we having a fucking fuck fest?"
Suzy:"Fuck yea!"

by Katyroo February 4, 2009

Cunt Fest

A women who’s Always getting her hole has a cuntfest going on.

Fuck Sake that women’s got a cunt Fest

like a supermarket, always new folk that r coming in n going out.

by Marcos your local dealer May 9, 2018

boink-fest

A sustained session of boinking. Such as a few boinks in one evening.

Tom and I had a boink-fest last eve. 5 times in one night!

by amyscat May 18, 2006