by Trippy Hippy April 5, 2015

A gathering of people who have a hard on for feeling like they're saving the day. This festival typically takes place among the various fields of Emergency Services. Too many units respond to a scene and everyone gets a hard on and measures the size of their dicks. Talking over each other on the radio, unnecessarily calling for a life flight bird, running emergency traffic to non emergency calls, etc."
You can typically expect a Boner Fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. Could be piss, could be a nuclear chemical but hells bells who cares? I'm driving this fire truck out there with my dick hard as a rock until I get to the bottom of this.
You can typically expect a Boner Fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. Could be piss, could be a nuclear chemical but hells bells who cares? I'm driving this fire truck out there with my dick hard as a rock until I get to the bottom of this.
"all the units are on scene and it's a damn boner fest."
"Don't tone out the fire department or it will turn into a boner Fest."
"Don't tone out the fire department or it will turn into a boner Fest."
by Madam Poochaneenie June 13, 2017

When a straight male jokes around with another male coworker/friend in a gay manner (i.e calling coworkers/friends cute, spanking other male coworkers/friends, blowing other male coworkers/friends kisses), so often that they manifest themselves gay. Typically in a construction/blue collar environment.
by Fetus805 June 8, 2023

When a group of at least 3 bears (hairy gay men) have such an exhausting night of sex, they have to sleep for the next three days.
by HungYoungCub October 2, 2019

Suzy:"I swear to fucking god, the fucker was so fucking annoying, all up in my fucking face! I mean what the fuck."
Yazmyn:"Dude, are we having a fucking fuck fest?"
Suzy:"Fuck yea!"
Yazmyn:"Dude, are we having a fucking fuck fest?"
Suzy:"Fuck yea!"
by Katyroo February 4, 2009

Fuck Sake that women’s got a cunt Fest
like a supermarket, always new folk that r coming in n going out.
like a supermarket, always new folk that r coming in n going out.
by Marcos your local dealer May 9, 2018

by amyscat May 18, 2006
