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by Journas October 17, 2003
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fast life

A lifestyle that will land you dead or in jail at any given moment. There are many different ways to live the fast life. These include drug dealing, robbing, gang banging or prostituting your body for money. The fast life is often a perilous career path for hustlers who make money fast in the streets. Consequently, fast life hustlers that make it to old age without being imprisoned, crippled or killed is rare because negative actions have negative consequences. Karma is a bitch. However, living fast does not necessarily involve hustling. A rock star that snorts too much blow or dope and fucks too many groupies and ends up overdosing or contracting AIDS is an example of living too fast. Living fast is also usually correlated with consistent heavy long-term drug and alcohol abuse and sexual promiscuity. People who live the fast life often lack morals, so they consistently choose to engage in dangerous, reckless activity that endangers their own well-being and safety as well of others.

It is easy to start living fast and let your life spiral out of control. The best remedy is to surround yourself with positive people, develop a strong set of morals, enjoy drugs & drinks in moderation and keep a good relationship with God and you'll be alright.
Fast Life- He likes to wheel and deal.
Fast Life- He likes to rob and steal.
Fast Life- How long can a good thing last?
Fast Life- Your future can be your past.
by Realidad May 30, 2009
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fast and danger

leet, ubar irl, fast like gleam the cube
I have two sides, one happy, one anger. You can ask a stranger, my board is fast and danger
by yeah January 16, 2003
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feastivity

A combination of the words "feast" and "festivity." A celebration which involves plenty of eating. (Plural is feastivities.)
Thanksgiving is the most-popular feastivity in the entire year.
by itfitz March 29, 2009
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fasteddie7

hugest bastard/ fag, cocky little SCAB who thinks hes hot shit when really hes nasty and no girl wants to look in his direction. massive SNAKE
"look at me im eddie, i put my face on facethejury.com but i forgot im a HUGE fag and really ugly...."
by eddiesthehugestfag July 22, 2003
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Fast 5

When a guy uses all 5 digits while fingering a girl to get the job done fast.
by Mr. Ian Maya Bavitz June 7, 2011
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Fastrack Wanker

Someone who purchases and uses fastrack tickets to beat the queues at theme parks.
Have you only just come out of the ride? It's been ages!

I know. There were so many fastrack wankers going in before us.

The queue is really long. We should probably fastrack it.

But we don't want to be fastrack wankers!
by BLNTSVRT October 28, 2011
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