failtastic

a fail so epic it is actually more impressive than completing the task correctly

Andrea: I tried to fit an enormous squirt of whipped cream in my mouth.
Katie: Did you?
Andrea: No, it fell onto someone else's pants.
Katie: FAIL. no wait FAILTASTIC

by smydfailure April 9, 2009

Faulhaber

Sexy beast, takes it in the ass. Always known to be homosexual but tries to hide it.

Conner:That kid is such a Faulhaber.
Dayton:Hey thats my last name! ROFL!

by Ritalin11 April 16, 2010

Faulk

Mike Faulk is a politician in East Tennessee with an affirmation for adultery. His last name, Faulk can be used as a verb, noun, or adjective.

It is the East Tennessee version of the "Lewinsky."

"Faulk you you faulking faulker!"

"Man I'm faulked up."

by ETN morals October 27, 2008

faultercation

When a domestic altercation occurs involving a male and a female and the male is assumed to be at fault.

"My wife and I had a faultercation yesterday. Needless to say I spent the night in jail."

by Pappa Pook May 10, 2011

Faulty

Too be funny/hilarious and crazy but in a good way

“ You are faulty mate “

by Dr Slang August 19, 2019

Fagltard

Fag-l-Tard, Is A mix between a fag and a retard, But can be used at any time.

Those boys & or girl can be such fagltards.

by Michelle E. R. May 24, 2007

Faulk

Australian colloquial slang for the stalk of a magic mushroom.

"Hey Spesh, why is the faulk of this shroom blue?"
"I pinched it. That's what you do."
"The faulk bruises easily, man."

by Faulk May 4, 2014