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emotional boyfriend

1-A boyfriend who is overly emotional (bordering on women on period emotions).

2-When a guy likes a girl but she likes him enough to have all the fun of a relationship with him, minus the sex or making out, this is a derivative of the friend zone but is not quite as bad as the man actually means something to the girl and there is or was a degree of attraction, the way to get out of this is to avoid this or to get out of it is to make half the relationship light flirting and half emotional support and caring.
1-John started crying with happiness when him and Claire were on a romantic date, he is such an emotional boyfriend.

2-Daniel likes Emily and she likes him to an extent but dosen't tell him, so that she can get all the emotional support of a boyfriend minus the commitment and other problems, he is her emotional boyfriend and needs to start flirting with her
by mastodong May 9, 2007
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emotional cocktease

(especially in a relationship)
when one person riles another person up by acting angry, to the point that the other person gets defensive and angry in response. then the first person plays innocent and defenseless so that the other person comes off as being an ass or jerk.
My girlfriend just accused me of cheating on her, then emotional cockteased me by telling me she loves me.
by BenElmerJones March 2, 2009
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Emotional Diarrhea

A condition characterized by explosive outbursts of thoughtlessness through that hole in your face, resulting in undesired consequences.
Your boss says jokingly. "Nice shoes, where'd you get them, good will?" Unfortunately, emotional diarrhea ensues. "Really? That's great cause just last night, your wife was saying how much she likes them, and wanted to know where did I... Uh..."
by GnomenKlayture September 15, 2007
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emotional discharge

n.1. an outpouring of "emotion";

n.2. a very polite way of saying ejaculation/orgasm
"dude, andrew had an intense emotional discharge when he saw dan at the sushi restaurant last night."
by mingkai July 2, 2008
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emotional lighter

type of lighter, usually clippers, which develop an emotional bound with their owners. as a consequence no one else except the owner can light up the fire.
your lighter doesn't like me. it is probably an emotional lighter.
by n3797 January 27, 2023
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emotional ostrich

A person who avoids dealing with problems or emotions, figuratively burying their head in the sand.
My mom hates acknowledging a problem, let alone actually dicussing it. She is such an emotional ostrich...

Man, she has really been ostriching it up lately...
by kforbs July 1, 2014
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emotional algorithm

Your emotional algorithm, is a subconscious selection process that is choosing the wrong the person for you. You overlook the red flags because are so familiar that they feel like home. Possibly the same red flags as one of your parents.
Me sobbing during a break up - Gawd! I can't believe I ended up with another prick who treats me like garbage! My emotional algorithm must be broken. What is wrong with me?
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 9, 2023
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