elitist snob

Someone who thinks all things should be homemade or made from scratch. They think they are super creative and crafty. Someone who is against using anything from a can in their recipes. Someone who is against using anything from a box. Everything must be organic, whole grain, multiple grain, grass fed, pasture raised, free-range, whole foods. They feel superior to everyone and insult people who don’t do what they do. Because they always do everything perfect. They are so certain of their beliefs being right. Usually someone from New York City, California, Portland.

"Oh, I would never eat anything from a can or box. Everything must be whole foods, organic, whole grain, multiple grain, grass fed, pasture raised, free-range, or maybe take-out. Everything I make is homemade and I always start from scratch. The food and everything else is so much better where I come from." That person is an elitist snob.

by happyperson12 November 1, 2012

Elitist

A huge faggot who thinks he's better and more witty than everyone else; Bright Eyes.

Bright Eyes is an elitist who is 26 years old working for Victoria's Secret, making him extremely gay.

by StreetDreamz November 4, 2008

Elite (conservative)

Elite (conservative) is an association of popular high school students that drive American SUV's, live in expensive houses with sod lawns, surf but are not considered surfers, their family income exceeds $150,000, they use their parents money, they won't have a job during school but they will be doctors, lawyers, or brokers, they wear clothes such as Abercrombie and Fitch, Vans, Hollister, Dickies, they get drunk but never stoned, listen to rap music, think they are gansta when they are really not, they are involved in school clubs and organizations, they are smart and do very well in academics but speak ebonics when they are not in school, they usually play a sport, they are white, or should I say,... wanna be wiggers, and they tend to support Bush even though they know nothing about politics. Basically they are preppy, rich, white kids. Their cousin is the Elite (liberal).

Elite (conservative) convo.

Nick: After the water polo game wanna go to Jenna's party?
Ryan: Hell's yeah man. Everyone at that club is gonna get tipsy. You got a ride G'?
Nick: Yep, we're gonna be pimpin' in my Ford Explorer.

(Later at the party)
Jenna: Hey sexy Ryan! You look gangsta tonight! Did you bring your 50 cent CD?
Ryan: Fo' sho'.

by Aussiegoat5 September 21, 2005

Emit

A Cornish derogatory term for a tourist or newcomer, especially those that have a second home.

I hate living in Newquay, you can't move in the summer because it's full of emits!

by kernowbysvyken July 21, 2006

Elitist

On the contrary to popular belief, an elitist is a intellectually advanced individual who is driven by the dimwits and numb-skulls who antagonize his knowledge, he learns important philosophical facts to prove his intellect. The numb-skulls continue argument with the elitist because they themselves are narcissistic and egocentric. An elitist is philosophically advanced and can read a person like an open book by asking only a few questions, they scan their friends vigorously to search for their personality, so they themselves can have confidence through the numbskulls that challenge their knowledge. Elitists are seen as cold and aloof only to the people to ignorant to realize their own belligerence or false beliefs that the elitists only try to correct.

The INTJ or the critically but falsely acclaimed elitist, is only looking into his own beliefs, his ego is placed in them. So the emotionally retarded who attack that person for his beliefs is the same belligerent and arrogant fuck that many have previously thought as an elitist.
The previous definition of elitist belongs in ego-centrism, which is a personality trait that everyone contains since it is by definition a feeling of importance in oneself.
If the person is being attacked for the way they are, there’s much more damage being done then that is perceived.

-Normal individual-
Wife: Why were you looking at that girl?
Husband: She was hot?
Wife: And I'm not? Why did you not look at me?
Husband: Please dont make this into a big thing, you know I love you.
Wife: But your looking at her?
(Wife babbles on about how it hurt her self esteem. Husband and wife continue feeling crappy)
Wife: Why were you looking out

Elitist Husband (knowing her hurt self esteem): I love you and looking at some girl in a random place will never change that. Megan Fox is hot, but she's not the girl I love. If you weren't beautiful, i would've never fallen in love with you, and if you weren't near the perfect person for me, i wouldn't marry you.
Wife: lets have sex. (dramatics intended but you get the point)

by therealelitist March 4, 2011

elite speak

A style of speech, intended to identify one as (over) educated, literate, erudite. Tends to make one sound like a snob. Includes use of words like "shall", "whom", "endeavor" instead of "try", "ergo" instead of "therefore", spelling out "et cetera" instead of using "etc.", etc.

Normal: I will see you later.
Elite speak: I shall see you later.

Normal: I've been sick lately.
Elite speak: I've not felt well of late.

by jevanyn April 1, 2010

elite skeet

when your playing a game, and someone says "I skeeted on your mom last night."

and thus you reply, "then if you did that, that makes me an elite skeet, aand you juss a loz3r."

"hey |lz|bonez, i skeeted ALL OVER your mom last night."

"hmm, well then that makes me an elite skeet, cause I know I dident get it from you!"

by the elite skeet December 25, 2007