ear mullet

Bluetooth headset. Much like the hairstyle it is named after, it was once considered fashionable, but is now only sported by dorks.

Check out that guy talking on his ear mullet.

by crooooooow April 18, 2010

Knife ear

A derogatory term for Elves in fantasy settings, in reference to an elf’s pointy ears. A favorite word amongst dwarves.

May also be known as “The K-Word” to those who don’t wish to say the slur out loud…

Dwarf: That does it! I’m gonna say the K-Word!

Elf: Don’t you dare! It will set our people’s relations back centuries!!

Dwarf: Shut up, you bloody KNIFE EAR!!

by Sova357 September 7, 2023

Perverted ears

When you hear things wrong, but as sexual terms

I have the most perverted ears, I heard "cubic as "pubic"

by Murphy Lawson October 31, 2009

spock ear

When someone has (a) pointed ear(s), like spock.

If you look at James from his right, you'll see his spock ear.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

flap ear

Large, protruding ear; from the Dutch 'flaporen' or flap ears, also known as 'zeiloren' which literally means 'sail ears'

flap ears to sail with

by Tzeni July 17, 2006

ear-tart

The act of taking a shit with in your lovers ear hole the proceeding to slice off there ear and eat it like a raspberry tart.
Vincent Van Gogh got an ear tart

Vincent Van Gogh got an ear-tart

by Wise old black man April 2, 2015

dough ears

dough ears is a frase commonly used to describe someone who seems to be a nice person, but he's actually a twat.

He uses a technique where he says gay and annoying things and then is really nice.

oh yeah, his ears are pretty dough

dough ears: oh hey nearnshaw, how are you ?

nearnshaw: yeah i'm great thanks, you ?

dough ears: great you fucking twat, go die in a hole, I'm just joking I love you, not really you faggot. oh I really like your shirt by the way.

by almostginger July 15, 2011