Handle-Ears

Handle-Ears are ears that are so big you could hold on to them for stability whilst completing tasks such as receiving a boost over a fence, or riding during sex.

This is caused by an anomaly during conceiving the child.

I couldn't gain stability whilst I was riding Kyle, so I just held on to his Handle-Ears instead!

by Half-Nut May 7, 2020

crusty ear

Someone cumming on your ear and you let it dry out

He came on my ear and I let it dry. Now I have a crusty ear

by A Southall May 23, 2018

ear tagger

The local Country Bar has many rather large woman in attendance. Since they would be offended by many labels such as fat, large, plump, porker or heffers we started calling them "Ear Taggers" (since cows have tags in their ears). It was a way for us guys to refer to them with out getting slapped.

Dude 1: Did you see that table of Ear Taggers over there?
Dude 2: Yeah I did,... whooaa big ladies for sure!!!
Dude 3: Looks like Drunk Cowboy is going to take home #825.
Dude 1: I hope he has plenty of feed, that Ear Tagger will need some breakfast!!!

by Rock Dog July 26, 2014

Cotton ears

When you get so high that your hearing becomes muffled

Man it feels like I have cotton mouth, but in my ears. I have cotton ears.

by Pieceofbitch December 22, 2018

Donut Ear

A person with one or more large, stretched piercings, most often in the ear lobe that resembles a donut.

Sometimes referred to as gauges.

Woah, that guy's donut ears are so big I could use it as a cigarette holder!

by AnonNemo August 29, 2012

ear mullet

Bluetooth headset. Much like the hairstyle it is named after, it was once considered fashionable, but is now only sported by dorks.

Check out that guy talking on his ear mullet.

by crooooooow April 18, 2010

dough ears

dough ears is a frase commonly used to describe someone who seems to be a nice person, but he's actually a twat.

He uses a technique where he says gay and annoying things and then is really nice.

oh yeah, his ears are pretty dough

dough ears: oh hey nearnshaw, how are you ?

nearnshaw: yeah i'm great thanks, you ?

dough ears: great you fucking twat, go die in a hole, I'm just joking I love you, not really you faggot. oh I really like your shirt by the way.

by almostginger July 15, 2011