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dogshit

(noun) slangterm for something that can be beaten out of you. Imaginary stuffing, or loads of crap within a person's depths. You don't want this beaten out of you.
"I'll beat the dogshit out of you."

"I can't understand what you're saying, cuz your mouth is full of dogshit."

"The Kenkny will literally whoop the ever-loving dogshit out of you, you pretz.
by thekenkny November 24, 2010
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dogsterphobic

when your dog is sleeping in your bed and you don't have any room so you end up falling asleep at like 2:00 in the morning
ugghhh i feel dogsterphobic, get out of my bed or give me some room!
by little RR king April 10, 2011
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dogshit roulette

one of the lovely activities of autumn/fall is to kick your way through piles of leaves on the pavement/sidewalk. only don't be surprised if you get a nasty surprise.
"he was hardcore, he played continuous dogshit roulette all the way down the long avenue that's very popular with walkers and their pets"
by hairygunt October 12, 2011
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Dogs on Elios bed

This is a phrase used to describe tormented beings that usually come in pairs. They lay upon the bed with a rather tormented expression that screams for assistance. They are usually spanked or thrown in the air. These species of animal are known for the fact that they look like a cypriot politician who doesn't know how to solve any type of problem and is thus desperate.
Whats wrong? you look like the dogs on Elios bed today
by woahah November 4, 2019
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Dogspreading

The practice whereby a person walking their dog(s) on a leash allows the animal(s) to take all the space available with careless disregard for other pedestrians attempting to pass.
We kept trying to pass Maria and her dogs on the sidewalk but her dogspreading made it impossible to get by.
by American Hustler December 24, 2019
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distribution dogs

A derogatory idiom for medical doctors. This refers to their relationship to drug companies.
Alas, those biomedical bullshitters are really just distribution dogs for the multinational pharmaceutical corporations.
by William Buffinger September 5, 2007
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haute dogs

"those little dogs dressed in small, chic,designer duds"

"petite-like pooches with pampered fur, or wearing faux fur"

"a weiner dog in a delicate decorated, designer carrier, designer purse, or fashionable outfit like its owner"

"a dog with the savoir faire unlike other dogs, dressed to the nines, pampered like a person, and fed the finest food."
"Some pets these days are really so oo la la: getting all chic and stuff. They are haute dogs and they don't even know it."

"I have a friend in retail and she got a regular customer who travels, dressed in Burberry and and all her babies decked out with her.It's so much check with HER and the haute dogs sometimes, it's one big blur.

"Sometimes I think these haute dogs get prepped and powdered like babies. One day, like one's gonna escape and run into a rabid pit bull, and realize omg, I gotta face it out of the purse: in the real world!"
by Writah' February 24, 2009
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