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Definitions by woahah

Dogs on Elios bed 

This is a phrase used to describe tormented beings that usually come in pairs. They lay upon the bed with a rather tormented expression that screams for assistance. They are usually spanked or thrown in the air. These species of animal are known for the fact that they look like a cypriot politician who doesn't know how to solve any type of problem and is thus desperate.
Whats wrong? you look like the dogs on Elios bed today
Dogs on Elios bed by woahah November 4, 2019

Kleri Kounav 

Typically a brown semi-fluffy dog with droppy disco eyes that takes liking in cleaning the floors when guests arrive. In the wild it may also be seen tapping couches in a loud obnoxious rhythm in order for guests to dance.
I saw a wild Kleri Kounav at the safari I went on today
Kleri Kounav by woahah November 3, 2019
A man who is typically oily and is said to despise Greeks. He usually compares them to various deseases.
Watch out! I think he is a Phivos!
Phivos by woahah January 26, 2019

Eliontas 

A person who typically has a very white bottom and round buttocks
Eliontas by woahah January 25, 2019