Fucking donkey

A random thing Gordon Ramsey says using donkey as an insult and adding fuck to it
by Green circut January 24, 2020
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Pumped into the Donkey

A sound beating of one football team by another, by four goals to one.
Did you see the game yesterday? England were pure Pumped into the Donkey by Germany!!!
by Steven_McCrory June 28, 2010
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Donkey code

Code reflecting monkey programmers having hacked together systems without having identified and named key concepts in the domain.
Wtf, the idiot who implemented this thinks flipping flags represents something meaningful, this is straight up donkey code
by Bjartwolf January 23, 2017
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sog donkey

A sog donkey is an amazingly dull person, lacking in personality and/or conversation. Sog donkeys also tend to moan a lot about things which are not that important, making you wish you could either end their lives to save your own suffering, or end your own if you are worried about the repercussions.

Sog donkeys do not deserve friends.
"Shut the fuck up you whinging, moaning sog donkey".
by Free_Bird January 23, 2014
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waffle donkey

When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.
Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"
by Smallman Wumbie June 01, 2017
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Donkey pox

Donkey pox is a rare disease that one contracts thorough anal to anal breathing IE- Sharing farts within rectums.
Hey bro! Can’t wait to catch da donkey pox tonight at Barry’s housewarming party!
by Donkey pox August 07, 2022
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Dizzle Donkey

One who murders midgets or other small people for expressed necrophilic purposes.

Dizzle Donk - verb, alt. noun
Willie Wonka: Charlie, where all my Umpa Loompas at?
Charlie: Me and my crew dizzle donk'd those fools.
Willie Wonka: You a dizzle donkey?
Charlie: Word.
by honeysuckle murder March 28, 2006
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