Dazai Osamu

A pathetic sopping wet cat that I found at the side of the street (I care for him but he can be a bitch sometimes. He’s always running away)

Person A: Ah damn my Dazai Osamu ran away again
Person B: Just wait a few days, he’ll come back eventually

by CrystalLily14 February 6, 2024

Demaitre’d

The act of a teacher getting fired for touching a student.

Tyler: “Mr. Chacon! You are going to get Ms.Demaitre’d!”

by paul…. April 12, 2024

Demain c'est vendredi

Translated in english : "Tomorrow is Friday".
It's a famous expression used to cheer up tired and /or depressed people to remind them that it's almost the weekend. To give them a bit of hope.

There's a useful website you can send to people that will make them smile and forget about their daily burden for a few minutes : demaincestvendredi.fr

In english
- man, what a f long ahh week
- chin up my g cause demain c'est vendredi

En français
- ptn jpp de cte semaine de merde
- tiens bon mec demain c'est vendredi fait pas le con

by NormalRandomPeople November 28, 2024

debait

Baiting someone into debating you by asking a seemingly innocent question only to try to argue with you when you respond.

Some idiot asked me why people don't like obviously bad thing/person. Like I'd fall for that obvious debait.

by awesrtyuiop[l;kjhgcfxd January 29, 2025

Deairdrated

Instead of saying “my tyre is flat”, instead, say “that tyre is deairdrated”.

When you’re out of breath, that means you are deairdrated

by MForMoz July 17, 2025

Dazai

Originates from the anime Bungo Stray Dogs and is based on a real author.

A person with many destructive tendencies and loves writing literature.

Person 1:"Gee, I really feel no longer human..."
Person 2:"Dude, you're SO Dazai rn"

by Johnathan Price December 11, 2025

tit detail

1) Any meaningful, necessary work, duty or chore often deemed menial or unworthy by some members of the population;

2) If it were really that important, a man would be getting paid lots of money to do it!

"The break room needs cleaning? That's tit detail, let Cliff do it!"

by Donda & Sandi December 21, 2007