defetext

To text while defenestrating

1. After John Doe lost his shirt, he self-defetexted his last words to Twitter.

2. If Elaine ever got a Blackberry, iPhone, or a PDA with SMS capability and it wouldn't stop beeping, then Yuri would probably have defetexted out the limo window.

by DrSamuelJohnson July 10, 2010

defido

a guy who only knows how to hurt girls and is such a dick

Your ex is such a defido

by bethkate.infinity March 15, 2015

swag deficient

someone or something having little or no swagg a lame or a person with no style.

tyler: hey! you see that girl lacie over there.

chuck: yea i would get with her

tyler: no dude she is swag deficient!

by tnorris591(1993) March 22, 2012

Ty's debit card

The item that Benjamin X. Luong had stolen from a forgotten wallet in Tommy B's car.

Ben stole Ty's debit card.

by JusticeForTy January 28, 2017

Defiant

Defiant are a band from bolton, england which mainly play heavy metal/hard rock songs along with their blues style solo's...
However, when a bass player of an y metal band is black, the band is instantly refered to as a "defiant"

The members of the band are:

Ben Freestone
Jack McNally Burn
Jamie Alnami (nigga)

Myspace: www.myspace.com/defianttheband

''Holy shit dude, i just saw Defiant playing at The Soundhouse (bolton)!! They were fucking immense!''

''I know man i love their music!''
''Their myspace rockzzzz!''
"but its a shame about the black bastard on bass"

by Ben "sexface" Defiant October 1, 2007

Definition Deficiency Syndrome

A mental/neurological disorder. The primary symptom: submitting one's own name (or that of an acquaintance) to the Urban Dictionary, usually defined as (for males): "great guy", "spunk pump with huge cock", "mini-micro dick", "an asshole supreme", etc. (for females): "fine lady", "slut", whore", "slut-whore", "skeeving skeezer", "cock tease", "bitch", etc. In the most serious form of the disorder, the patient actually thinks he/she/it is worthy of something beyond the withering contempt and ridicule heaped upon them by the editors.

This guy obviously suffers from "Definition Deficiency Syndrome"-he submitted his girlfriend's name last week and praised her, but now she's a cankerous, syphilitic slut with buck teeth and excess nose hair.

by Mary Nightshade January 17, 2010

Attention deficit disorder

When a person needs or wants attention because it makes them feel good about themselves but doesn't get the attention he / she seeks and he/she gets sad about it.

Petey : Nobody has looked at my pictures or has liked my posts on Facebook. ( he looks a little sad )

Izzy : Its okay Petey. You must have attention deficit disorder.

by lsbutter January 23, 2014