defetext

To text while pooping.
My roommate defetexted me that we were out of toilet paper.
by AwesometheCat April 11, 2010
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defetext

To text while defenestrating
1. After John Doe lost his shirt, he self-defetexted his last words to Twitter.

2. If Elaine ever got a Blackberry, iPhone, or a PDA with SMS capability and it wouldn't stop beeping, then Yuri would probably have defetexted out the limo window.
by DrSamuelJohnson July 09, 2010
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