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Definitions by DrSamuelJohnson

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1. After John Doe lost his shirt, he self-defetexted his last words to Twitter.

2. If Elaine ever got a Blackberry, iPhone, or a PDA with SMS capability and it wouldn't stop beeping, then Yuri would probably have defetexted out the limo window.
defetext by DrSamuelJohnson July 10, 2010