the dirty bobby corley

During a greasy sex session, Bobby gets on his cell phone and farts very loud. It smells like rotten eggs. Then he chops her head off, steals her money, and shouts, "Vito Corlione!" He proceeds to masturbate in the corner.

She was pissin me off so bad that I surprised her with a dirty bobby corley.

by herb February 23, 2005

Edward Cullen

THE hottest fictional character ever created by Stephenie Meyer.

He has mesys bronze hair, super-pale skin that sparkles in the sunlight, and is really tall. He's super strong, super fast, and above all, a vegetarian vampire!

'You are /exactly/ my brand of heroin.' -Edward Cullen

by Fuji-chan June 10, 2008

Edward Cullen

That vampire that dazzles people. All the guys are jelous of him, and all the girls are obbsesed with him. He sets an extremly high expectation for girls looking for guys. Unfortunatly he is a fictional character from Stephanie Meyer's novels: Twilight Saga.

Girl #1: Hey doesnt Jeff look hot today!?
Girl #2: Not as hot as Edward Cullen!
Girl #1: WHO!?
Girl #2: You dont know Edward Cullen?

by Kirsty(: October 9, 2008

curled

when you’re drunk to the point of almost blacking out, most likely interacting with other substances (i.e. MDMA, cocaine, nicotine, marijuana)

Bro, I’m so ~curled~ !

by gwyneth&amelia August 17, 2019

steaming curley

A hot fresh turd that is curled or piled onto something and is so fresh it's steaming!

after licking her asshole last night Sara dropped a Steaming Curley on my chest as a blew my load!

by NglessCage May 30, 2006

Edward Cullen

Fairy.
I mean, c'mon! He doesn't drink human blood, he can go out in daylight, and he SPARKLES. He is NOT a vampire. He is, however, a fairy.

Twitard- Ahhh, Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire EVER!
Normal person- Dude, he isn't a vampire, he's a fairy.

by KazIDoBelieve May 3, 2010

Carley

Noun - typically an Australian Female often found in the outer suburbs of Melbourne, usually socializing and eating burger rings, Loves Hiptops and Mountain Views of the city.

person 1: wow look at the Carley
person:2 yeah thats great.

by Zac. January 21, 2008