Camping

An outdoor activity where you leave behind electronic luxuries like gas stoves, microwaves, refrigerators, televised and internet entertainment, etc and 'camp' in a wooded area, using wood fires, sleeping in a sleeping bag or tent.

OR

Taking a strategic position in a video game, and holding that position for more than 30-75 seconds while playing and at the keyboard / controller, or consecutively using said position multiple times over a long period to ensure survival or advantageous play.

eg1: we went camping last week, had smores, ate fire-cooked hot dogs, got lots of mosquito bites, and when we came back, we all had many online notifications to look at.

eg2: this guy has been camping that corner every 3 minutes, i'm so tired of running into him there, he kills me 80% of the time and just UGH, find a different spot to play the game at, what a loser.

by Sunset October 27, 2017

Camping

When someone is a cunt and stays in the same spot all game

Sam hasn't moved, he's Camping the rat-faced ugly ass motherfucking cunt

by Tylercale99 May 7, 2018

Camping

When you and the boys skip class and sit in the bathrooms juulin it up for hours at a time

We have an assembly today, down for some camping in the bathroom??

by Shitterson April 15, 2019

Camping

When you have house guests and you have to go outside to masturbate.

"My in-laws are in town all month. Looks like I'm going have to camping this weekend. I hope the mosquitoes aren't too bad. Last time, I had a skeeter on my Peter."

by 3viliv3 June 9, 2019

Camping

A modified double dutch rudder wherein both guys link arms and jerk off. When more than two men participate it is called a 'catamaran'.

I had no idea Billy and Eric were camping. I wish they'd told me and we'd have had a catamaran.

by Rev JJ June 5, 2019

Cumfingers

The result of masturbating in your hand.

‘I had cumfingers after that wank’ said Ronnie

by AstrayMind98 May 9, 2020

Cummings exemption

An exemption from certain rules available only to rich and/or politically well connected people.

Mark didn't need to wear a mask in his taxi because he had a Cummings exemption.

Dorothy travelled to her second home for a weekend break despite the lockdown as she knew about a Cummings exemption she could use as an excuse.

George spent £2000 on flights home via safe countries to avoid quarantine, taking advantage of a little known Cummings exemption.

by Bobobobobob29484 October 20, 2020