Crystal-Skull-Fuck

When a film is remade or a film franchise is rebooted that ruins the positive connotations you had towards the original films.

Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory really crystal-skull-fucked the Gene Wilder version.

by Michigander Slammer May 25, 2015

crystal forest

when you ejaculate on an girls bush and the cum dries

i made that girl have a crystal forest

by lefthanded May 1, 2016

Crystal boy

Cute precious little bean who deserves happiness, precious crystal. Angelical. Soft. Lovely. Sweetheart. Talented. Incredible beauty. Smart. Funny.
A rare diamond

He is precious, crystal boy!

by Alexa Barnes July 7, 2018

Crystal Gems

Basically, lesbian space rocks who fought their own leader for freedom but actually she "their leader" was the one who started it, heck two of them is already married ffs

WE ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS!!!

by IDFK WTPH July 13, 2018

Crystal Villicana

Why are you looking up her name? Date her already wth? Damn does everything need a sign

Crystal Villicana is just the best. Period.

by Jeff067 September 17, 2019

crystal mafia

a term coined by C-FREE to describe a perceived conspiracy in New Age spirituality in which virtually all New Age "gurus" are actively (and intentionally) worsening the mental health of their followers so that said followers are easier to control.

"So my sister went on this retreat run by a 'healer' and the whole time this 'healer' was just trying to hook up with the women and nobody got healed of anything."

" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."

by peacegawd February 12, 2020

crystal dunigan

A very attractive, spunky, bubbly girl, who got booty, and looks that kill. Also known to be seen with her Yogi who she loves to the moon & back..

Crystal dunigan is so fine!!

by YB Tha Mac March 14, 2020