Hey, Senator Ted Cruz

If raping women and children is bad why are you covering up the Epstein files? To protect the women who were raped from... Getting justice? Why are the US army member raping the female soldiers all the time and then having it covered up? If heard plenty of stories doing that? You ever think maybe you should spend less time pre-criming people who haven't raped anyone yet and ALSO LESS TIME covering up the rapes that actually occur?

Hym "Hey, Senator Ted Cruz... God said in leviticus that is you rape a woman you have to take her as a wife... I know polygamy is haram but if I rape 2 what am I supposed to do with the second one? How long do you expect vapid statements about the morality of rape and child murder to placate the masses and detract from the fact that you're letting the Jews commit a genocide, but, only the Jews and how do you feel about the fact that I (Hymon Iamon) haven't done or said anything that God hasn't done or said and is basically super Hitler? Is it dope? I'm God-Like! Both God-Like and Christ-Like! I'm like I'm like Super Omega God-Jesus Supreme!"

by Hym Iam June 9, 2025

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Josie Cruz

Josie Cruz has a very common personality you’ll eventually come across. She’s a mature, witty friend who always gets people laughing. When others insult her you’ve got two results, either she’ll ignore you/make a joke OR (depending on if she likes you as a person or not) she’ll go off on you. She an observer and knows almost everything about everyone. She cherishes everyone around her and tries her best to include everyone, as she’s been excluded A LOT not too long ago due to her quiet demeanor. She still maintains that calm nature, but has gone out of her comfort zone a little more than often. She’s also EXTREMELY smart and can prove you wrong if she feels like it. She’s always sticking up for friends and making everyone feel comfortable and safe. now, to conclude..DONT. LOSE. THIS. ANGEL.

Person 1: “hey you know josie cruz, right?”
Person 2: “yeah the smart ass?”

by emmaNub27 April 7, 2024

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Cruz

An icky person.

It is said that anyone called Cruz also likes it up the bum

“Ew that guy is such a cruz, He even spreads his cheeks for anything with a cock

by Slimy Sock May 3, 2024

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Dirty Cruz

When you work at Verizon and see customers coming in. So you run into the bathroom and jack off into your eyes before you greet the customer.

Those people look like they need to add a few lines to their account. Quick let me do a dirty Cruz!

by Sammerg69 May 4, 2024

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Justine dela cruz

Awesome girl(usually a Filipino) who is most of the time shy, but has a good heart for everyone. She tries hard to do her work but still can't do her work, because she has a massive stress on her head.

Boys are mad to see her face because her face is damn good. Her face lightens up whenever she smiles but it turns red after seeing a man she loves because she can't overcome her shyness.

Guys: hey man see her"justine dela cruz" that's what her name. She is so good that i want to become her friend.
Justine: i can't because i don't want.
Guys: don't lie.
Justine: ..... just go to hell.

by Anonymous38206 November 25, 2021

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