Crumpeting

A British public school tradition generally practised by the upper classes, in which a crumpet is super-heated, covered in butter, and thrust between the buttocks of a chosen schoolboy. Often used as an initiation ritual. The crumpetee is expected to clench the hot crumpet between their buttocks as the butter runs down their backside, burning them. Should they allow the crumpet to fall, a greater punishment is often chosen.

This tradition is also practised among young gentleman's dining clubs and junior commissioned ranks of the military.

"I say, old boy! If Jenkins is to join this dining club, I expect him to tolerate a jolly harsh crumpeting!"

by Gizchern May 14, 2009

crumb crack

The space between two sofa cushions where crumbs often collect in multitude.

"Don't make me sit on the crumb crack!"

by becforreals May 7, 2010

that's the way the cookie crumbles

A saying or phrase meaning "That's just the way things happen".

Person 1: "I can't believe I lost all that money on a stupid bet..."

Person 2: "I'm sorry pal. I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles..."

by Chuck Ikeh May 30, 2004

crummy

(Cdn) a crew vehicle (usually a truck) for transporting forestry workers to their place of work

At 6 am each morning the treeplanters drove their crummy from camp to the cutblock.

by dwightcharles February 20, 2011

back alley crumbnut

Covering your penis and balls with molasses then pour enough cat litter on top so that molasses isn't visible anymore, and proceed to have anal sex with your partner.

"Whoa, I'm still cleaning up after last night. Brad gave me a back alley crumbnut and I'm still finding kitty litter all over!"

by Dr. Scandalicious/Tara H. January 19, 2009

doodoo crumbs

When you dont wipe your butt properly and after three or four days it dries up to form hard, crusty, crumbs.

Hey, I never took a shower in three days, and my girlfriend gave me a rimjob, heh, now she has doodoo crumbs all over her face giggity giggity gig-aaa-deee

by Cunt muscle December 29, 2004

crumble

to break, be destroyed or to shatter into several pieces; to leave, to think, to feel, to associate oneself with sexually, to taste and/or lick, to be raped by, to acquire, to call, to enjoy, to desire.

"Sorry, I have to crumble off the phone now."

"Did you hear about Mr. H, the rapist social studies teacher? I heard he crumbled like 2 squillion kids' biscuits!"

by Crumblerrr January 5, 2009