Courtney Contagious

The Pimptress of the world. Needs to be adored by all men.
Very Cool; Very Catchy; Quite Acceptable

One day I want to meet Courtney Contagious!

by GeezCourt December 11, 2006

Contact Clues

based off of context clues: information one gathers from a text in order to interpret something.

CONTACT clues are clues one gathers from body language in order to interpret another person's thinking or thoughts.

1.)

Jill: How did you know that he was digging you, Barb?

Barbara: Why, he was sending loads of contact clues! His legs were crossed towards my direction, Jill.

2.)

David: Do you think she understood that you weren't into her?

Asher: Fuck yeah, dude. I sent her all kinds of contact clues. I looked her over once and didn't look again.

by ViatheV December 21, 2010

containment

The capture and storage of noxious fumes emanating from the anus by utilizing Tupperware plastic containers.

Johnny contained his farts. His mother regretted discovering and opening his multitude of containment vessels (Tupperware).

by BloodySwanson January 20, 2011

Cont

A more refined, sophisticated way of saying controller.

'dude my cont is so much cooler than yours'

'no way dude mine's got vibrating feature built in'

by weneedmoreconts October 19, 2009

ten day no-contact clause

A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.

"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"

"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"

by kameren February 24, 2008

eye contact blow job

What a girl gives a guy so she doesn't have to look at the ugly thing she's sucking just do get some god-damned eating out.

Alternatively so she can see his face as he gets what he deserves

Ashleigh gave Brady an eye contact blow job so she could see his face when she vomited in disgust/ bit off his insignificant penis

by Ash (who doesn't really like Brady at the moment) November 17, 2006

contact embarrassment

When you are with a person that is doing something embarrassing.

If you are with a friend in the street, and they start dancing out of nowhere, then you will become contact embarrassment.

by chocolate12121212 April 14, 2012