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considerating

A participle verb, meaning "Taking into consideration" (See also: tornness).
"Thank you for considerating me," Jade neologized to Furonda.
by sacremende May 12, 2009
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Sub-conscious Burger

A burger that comes on a sub roll
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sub-conscious Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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Constipater

- noun

Verb
• S: (v) clog, constipate (impede with a clog or as if with a clog) "The road is being clogged by these drivers"

• S: (v) constipate, bind (cause to be constipated) "These drivers have me in a bind"

Adjective
• S: (adj) constipated (have difficulty passing)

A Constipater is a driver that blocks others from passing, usually clogging the fast lane. If a Constipater prevents change of lane by clinging to your blind spot, they may also be referred to as a Dingledummy. Really, any word that has to do with fecal matter applies to traffic blockage.

Often Constipaters are unaware of their surroundings, even if multiple vehicles tailgate and/or pass at higher speeds. But sometimes Constipaters block traffic because:

1. They are people of leisure who have no deadlines or commitments, and for some unknown reason prefer rush hour
2. They are rubber necking
3. They are too lazy to move to a slower lane
4. They think they should enforce the speed limit
5. They think everything in life is a competition and they want to prove they are the winner. These drivers also will cut in front of others, in which case they are simply referred to as shit heads.

The opposite of Constipaters are Diarrhea-Drivers, who speed, tailgate, weave, and may also be a “shit head” by cutting off other drivers. A shit hemorrhage is road rage that occurs due to Constipaters.
I’m going to be late again because of a damn Constipater! This feels like giving birth to a brick – I need a traffic BM!
by ConcealedID July 7, 2009
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Constipation Contraction

A contipation contraction is when your anus / gluteus maximus muscles contract strongly causing a sharp and very uncomfortable pain, usually the same pain experiencenced whilst experiencing constipation. The contractions aren't always indicating constipation but there's a good chance it may follow.
Ben: *lift ass off chair and screechs in pain*
Josh: what's wrong?
Ben: Just had a constipation contraction -- ouch.
Josh: haha. eat too much cheese?
by okaythen873 July 31, 2009
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constitooted

Constitooted; con-sti-toot-ed ; Similar to constipated, however one lacks the ability to release gas rather than fecal matter.
After I ate that burrito earlier, I got so gassy that I was constitooted. Because of it, I got a stomach ache.
by jadaflower234 June 12, 2011
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constipacramp

a type of fecal matter that causes the rectal sphincter expand more than the desired amout causing pain and in some cases rectal bleeding
"guys i have just had an really bad constipacramp"

"that constipacramp almost killed me"
by TheGuyWhoLikesPurple October 19, 2012
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