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Conestoga College

Conestoga College is a Canadian college with several campuses. It is overflowing with hot girls. Not uncommon for there to be a bunch of hungover people in class regardless of your program. way overpriced, but a good party.
"Dude, do you go to Conestoga College?"
"Yeah man, there are so many hot girls there."
by student309 January 29, 2012
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constipated

When it feels like you have a tennis ball sized rock in your anus and you just want to relieve yourself of it, but when you sit on the toilet and strain it doesn't come out because it's rock hard and your anus cannot stretch wide enough for it to come out without tearing. Also the reason why I have a hemroid that I'm severely self conscious about & I refuse to have sex with anyone until it shrinks.
FUCK! I've had to shit for days but I'm constipated. I almost feel like puking the turd out.
by Turd Expert April 20, 2009
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constawanger

when you take a humongous shit and then theres no toliet paper
oh my god that shit was good.... hey wait, wheres the T.p.... god damnit..Constawanger....
by Fred April 9, 2005
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South Coast Plaza

An upscale mall in Orange County that is the 3rd largest mall in the Nation and largest in California. filled with just about every luxury store you could think of so it's basically like an indoor version of Rodeo Drive. conveniently located in the center of Orange County so every rich person from newport, laguna, irvine, yorba linda, coto de caza, can go and drop 1000$ or more for a new outfit. don't bother going there if you don't have a Platinum in your wallet.
hey i'm going to South Coast Plaza want to come??

hell no!! i can't spend 200$ on a pair of jeans...
by OC boy.. January 4, 2010
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North Coast

The areas that are near a great lake in the Midwest/NE region. It is also sometimes referred to as the Mid East of America. This area is a sub-region of the Midwest. It is a very urban area. Major Cities on the North Coast include: Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland, Milwaukee, and Buffalo(All Great Cities). Cleveland is sometimes referred to as the North Coast. Specifically, the North Coast is the area in the Midwest/NE that is within 60 miles of a Great Lake(small area, but much better than the rest of the Midwest). The North Coast doesnt like to be confused with the redneck, hillbilly, tornadic Midwest.

You have the East Coast, West Coast, Gulf Coast (Southern Coast), and the North Coast. Any area that isnt in any of these regions is full of rednecks and people who gave up on their dreams. The North Coast is much different from the rest of the Midwest.
Cool Guy: "Where u from man"
Clevelander: "The Midwest"
Cool Guy: "Ohh, that sucks man, I hate tornadoes"
Clevelander: "No, not THAT midwest, I meant the North Coast"
Cool Guy: "Ohhh, good, I thought u were one of those redneck, hillbilly, tornado, year round swirly-head-ass guys from Omaha, Cincinnati, KC..."
Clevelander: "haha nah, but wtf is a swirly-head-ass?"
Cool Guy: "Redneck guys who look like they get a swirly everyday becuz of all the tornadoes and shit"
by 216Ski April 21, 2008
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Duncan Construction

The largest prank calling company in the world based in Stilwell Oklahoma.
by Styxhexenhammer January 1, 2010
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Coasting

Being in a point of total relaxation, when everything seems to be going your way.
The multi-millionair record executive was coasting.
by Sprud April 9, 2003
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