Conceitasaur

The kind of guy who works in a cubicle next to you and even though he's at the same rank as you and your colleagues still takes it upon himself to do the manager's job using phrases like "come on people!"

Worker 1 - Dude what are you up to this weekend?
Worker 2 - I dunno, probably gonna have a qui--
Conceitasaur - Come one people! Let's get back to work, we've got three reports to put out before five o'clock!
Worker 1&2 - Shut the fuck up you faggoty fox.

Dwight from the Office is an epic conceitasaur.

by MoistyNigco March 27, 2010

Orange Concentraion Camp

Much like the jewish concentration camps, but with oranges instead of jewish people

There were peels laid all over the OCC....

by Damon December 9, 2004

Congela

A slang word for retard

Look at that congela over there

Or

How can you not spell that you congela

by Barry rolph November 1, 2019

colgent

the sensation of having to go to the bathroom really bad. originally referred exclusively to crap, now can alsop be used for urination.

Excuse me for a moment, ma'am, I'm feeling colgent. etymology - colon + urgent

by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003

concentrationache

when you have had a really hectic day at the office, full of meeting, stats analysis, email and no smoke breaks, by the end of the day, your ability to concentrate is so low, or trying to concentrate gives you a headache, this is concentrationache. A good douse of weekendnesia will help balance the sclaes

Man, I had three back to back meetings before noon, then i presented the sales forecast for the next quarter, and just to add to the concentrationache, I still have to respond to the urgent emails waiting for me

by siffbachelor May 13, 2009

cingers

1. fingers that have cankles; fat fingers

If she didn't have such cingers, I would have held her hand durning the movie.

by Aria Echo February 20, 2011

Concentration Carbs

The amount of food consumed during a lengthened period of studying, usually baked goods, sandwiches and any food easily procured or served in proximity to the library. This usually results in a gain in weight.

Ah man i put on a few kilos last week, such a bad habit eating all those Concentration Carbs whilst studying.

by ChunderMonkey February 19, 2013