canary

Within tight circles of friends of lash artists and professional poppers of all things to be consumed the forerunner in such activities is the canary. When the canary snuffs it, do not allow time to mourn, just run as fast as your semi-jaundiced arse will allow to a world of self-righteous sobriety.

Shit Dan the canary is dead. Better make mine a half.

by Wedwow April 26, 2007

Canary

a free person who doesnt have herself comepletle figured out yet, has so many ideal but not very realistic, a broken girl who wants to fix the whole wide world

your as free as a canary right before she sings er song, waiting for the right moment to make someone smile

by you may say i'm a dreamer January 25, 2009

Conan O'Brian

Really great talk show host, but horrible at football.

Conan O'Brian missed the goalpost when he was on top of a van and only a few feet away from it.

by jcad February 1, 2009

Conalonathon

Cooking bacon for hours upon hours on a very low temperature, usually during hung over days, until bacon is crunchy yet soft...just beaut dog..

"after pracy we'll put on a Conalonathon"

"how about that braud last night showin her titties..then we tagged that shit..ohhh man im hung over lets throw on a Conalonathon"

by muckrashbrownhorn December 11, 2009

ConAir

The guy blows his load in the girl's face and hair after head. Then, he proceeds to flip over and fart in her face, thus acting like a "blowdryer" and creating "wind" to dry her hair which is full of semen.

girl don't worry bout dryin your hair before dinner, we can pull over on the highway and use the conair on the way there.

by MaryBeth and Brooke March 26, 2007

comare

An Italian word weaning godmother. Always makes sure you're eating, or have been fed.

Me: "Comare please I've had enough, I'm so full!!"

Comare : "No, no mangia figlia, mangia!!"

by lamborghinisandpasta May 1, 2015

Conan

Quite possibly one of the gayest sounding names, up there with Bruce and Julius, but almost invariably attached to the coolest people ever.
Cases in point: Arthur Conan Doyle, Conan O'brien, and of course, the legendary Conan "the barbarian" of Cimmeria.

Used as an adjective or noun to describe something as excessively cool or to describe a person who is in complete control of their comic functions at all times. Usually in conjunction with an other adjective.

Noun: Olde Tymey bikes are soooo CONAN!

Wow, what you just said was completely hilarious and off the cuff. You are so totally Conan!

adj: That was a totally Conan comment you just made.

by darius sunofovich January 5, 2005