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comfort puppy

When a guy tries to get with a girl who already has a boyfriend in a shaky relationship decides to help work things out (aka breaking up with the guy). He'll help break up and become the greatest friend in the girl's eyes and give her comfort and in an adorable way.
Oh Patrick, you Comfort Puppy you! We know you're jealous.
by JonasTHEPickHELL July 13, 2017
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Luck Comfort

the tendancy for individuals, particularly those in the esports scene, to display a false sense of skill, tenacity, and/or prestige while playing games with heavy RNG elements.
TSM Dawson is developing too much luck comfort while playing league of legends.

League of Legends is a game of luck comfort where certain hierarchies in the esports scene change game mechanics to create the false illusion of pro play.
by Jlex Aones January 4, 2019
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Comfort belly

A rounded belly that protrudes somewhat. Similar to a dad bod. Especially of a man.
‘You’ve got such a comfort belly there, Rhys!’ I.e. Rhys has got a bit of a belly on him.
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 February 5, 2019
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comfort cracker

When being racist towards white people,but in a nice way ;)
Duncan is my favorite comfort cracker
by OkamiKori April 28, 2022
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Comfort Porn

Warm and fuzzy, but ultimately useless, feel-good memes or statements.
Some social media feeds are full of no more than Precious Moments, irrelevant promises and other comfort porn.
by BobBoxx November 20, 2022
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Clit Comforter

A clit comforter is a slang term used in the Bay Area of California. It is the opposite of the term dick defender. Typically used for men who is in a relationship with a useless woman.

The man in this case becomes the provider and caretaker of the woman who has no respect or care for him or anyone else.

Just like a dick defender, the man keeps to woman around because she offers him affection or sex. The woman will use him for money, security, or for an excuse to experience the "housewife/stay at home wife" impression. She will abuse the man or manipulate him for her own purposes.

The man is desperate to remove the woman, so he will defend her in order to keep the relationship they have together. Another term for this is a clit keeper. Same as a dick defender or penis protector.
Son: Dad met this girl online and now she's moving in. She won't help around the house and shes eating all our food!

Daughter: I don't like her at all, she took my makeup without asking and she says dad will buy me new makeup. And he won't even listen to me!

Son: Dad is in denial, he won't see that she's just not a good woman for him.

Daughter: Dad is being a clit comforter.
by CalifornianJunk November 29, 2022
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Im not comfortable

If your crush says this to you when you ask her out she dose not like and is loveless
(You) “Hey I like you wanna date?”
(Crush) “Im not comfortable
by 𝚄𝚗𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚗 October 7, 2022
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