Comfort excuse

Largely used in romance, excuses people give rejecting someone by overcomplicating their baggage into something valid on a positive spin. This is usually overcompensating for their romantic insecurities

She gave him a comfort excuse turning him down by telling him she's older and divorced and that he's younger and has his life ahead of him because she fears that her baggage will get in the way of enjoying the romance.

Usually in this case mora than not, the person is really rejecting themselves before they get rejected in the long term

by Miktionary January 6, 2024

comfort prick

That one guy who's dick is just right to calm you down, that slow purposeful sex that clears your mind and sets you at ease.

Her: I'm feeling really high-strung rn
Him: Come over here & I'll give you that comfort prick

by OGSnoberry March 31, 2023

Comfort

Something i will never receive in my entire life.

I will never receive comfort from another individual.

by BruhReallyMakingMeActUp March 20, 2022

comfort level

Current level of comfort!

“My comfort level is LOW, Bitch!”

by $MU$Baby October 10, 2023

comfort suit

An outfit or clothes that you wear when you're home because you like how they feel.

Person A: Hi Person B!
Person B: Why are you wearing nothing but underwear?
Person A: Because this is my comfort suit.
It's not like I'm going somewhere.

by ChameleonDragon March 11, 2018

weaponized comfortability

a passive-aggressive tactic where someone claims to be uncomfortable to force circumstances to change

They complained to HR, but got called out for utilizing weaponized comfortability to get the other employees in unnecessary trouble.

by TheTallestPsychonaut June 5, 2025

Southern comfort

Verb, noun

Having sexual relations with (to fuck/bang/slam/ejaculate and evacuate) one’s cousin.

Noun

The taste of the south in your mouth.

Noun
Egg nog.

1. Dude i’m having southern comfort tonight its gonna be great.
2. I love drinking southern comfort, bruh nasty, no not that kind.
3. It tasted like southern comfort.

by Allen Akbar December 8, 2020