Calumet

another name for peace pipe,

City south of Chicago

Calumet Park
Calumet City, Illinois

Hon, have you seen my peace pipe?

I think your boss took it.

Saints, tells boss to give her back her peace pipe.

by Saints September 22, 2003

columbia

The Capital of the great state of South Carolina. Also the home of the University of South Carolina whose mascot is the GAMECOCK!

(Your School's Ladies love our COCKS!)

by token February 27, 2005

clumbsy

Misinterpretation of the spelling of clumsy. Commonly mistaken by those who are indeed clumsy themselves.
A general indication that a solid grasp of the English language is lacked. If symptoms persist, use a dictionary.

"Don't pick on my grammar! I'm not normally this 'clumbsy'." -irony.

"Yeah that guy's an idiot; he's always so 'clumbsy'!" -irony, once again.

by sM4c December 9, 2008

Pisstopher Columbus

noun A period of extreme urination

Please excuse me, I have to take a Pisstopher Columbus.

by ja jackhammer October 20, 2010

Columbian Sausage

The act of dropping a deuce into a used coffee filter, rolling up the concoction and using it as a dildo.

Each morning after his cup of coffee, Juan Valdez would drop his fudge dragon into the used coffee filter and feed his wife the columbian sausage.

by Jesus_Christos January 28, 2009

Columbusing

When someone thinks they have invented something that's been around for awhile or has already been discovered but tries to take first claim to inventing it.

hey man I just mixed sauce, meat, and noodles together and it's amazing. You should try it. I've never seen it before.

Bro your just columbusing.

by leatherneck43 October 14, 2014

columbus

A city in central ohio with a population of about 730,000 and a Metro population of around 1.84 million. Home of the Ohio State Buckeyes who own everyone else. Columbus has a very vibrant skyline and downtown district as well as a plethora of new shopping malls and attractions. Columbus is the best city in the midwest, take that Chicago, Pittsburgh, Louisville, and Detroit. We all know whose packing the real heat, its the C-Bus.

Don't mess with C-Bus, it'll own you all over the place. <3 Columbus, Ohio

by fatalfury April 18, 2006