by jhwjw November 20, 2023
Get the Coltonmug. A cool kid that want to have fun and can act tough but real isn’t he does footballs ,pig, and radiates and is super smart and is very liked by all and can make a good boyfriend
You want a Colton
by anonymous October 7, 2020
Get the Coltonmug. Colton is the name of a superior child who doesnt get to celebrate his birthday with his friends because of the coronavirus and the fact that he had to move away. He is the kind of person who will do absolutely anything for a friend as long as it will end up with good intentions. This kid is kindest, most accepting person you will ever meet. He doesn't know how much everyone loves him but they do. He can do crazy flips and shit so don't ever chalange him to a trampoline contest. He is definitely a friend you will want to have by your side when you need a therapist. He is also super super young but that's fine because he will get to watch all of us die and go to our funerals lololol. So yup. That's a colton for you.
by 👁👃👁 July 11, 2020
Get the COLTONmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
Get the <1992>Colton Dunn Mortal Kombat Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>mug. 
Get the Colton's Penismug. The guy who's very caring and artistic, yet Intelligent and has a thick wall that is difficult to get past - once you do however, he treats you like you're important and he sees through all the superficial bullshit to the inner you and celebrates that 'you'.
Type of guy who you either had a crush on back in the day, but never grew the courage to tell him and now he's married with a kid and you're alone and think about him every day. The pictures up on Facebook remind you that it could have been your life instead if you had just been better....his profile haunts you.
You know since he's married he would never falter or be unfaithful. That's part of why you still love him.
He's pretty above average, not that it really matters since he focuses all of his attention and body onto you while you're intimate - so much so that during a passionate session on the couch you both moved the couch from the living room into the kitchen without noticing...
The kind of guy that slips through your fingers far too quickly because of your own downfalls, and you'd give your pinky just to be serenaded by his beautiful voice and mediocre guitar/piano playing.
The type of guy that's not a "Nice" guy, but a genuine guy.
He's handsome, average height but he actually fucking listens which is rare.
Down to earth, he would talk until 5 in the morning about questions you don't even consider until he's around.
I miss him.
Type of guy who you either had a crush on back in the day, but never grew the courage to tell him and now he's married with a kid and you're alone and think about him every day. The pictures up on Facebook remind you that it could have been your life instead if you had just been better....his profile haunts you.
You know since he's married he would never falter or be unfaithful. That's part of why you still love him.
He's pretty above average, not that it really matters since he focuses all of his attention and body onto you while you're intimate - so much so that during a passionate session on the couch you both moved the couch from the living room into the kitchen without noticing...
The kind of guy that slips through your fingers far too quickly because of your own downfalls, and you'd give your pinky just to be serenaded by his beautiful voice and mediocre guitar/piano playing.
The type of guy that's not a "Nice" guy, but a genuine guy.
He's handsome, average height but he actually fucking listens which is rare.
Down to earth, he would talk until 5 in the morning about questions you don't even consider until he's around.
I miss him.
"I'm such a moron, I screwed up and now Colton has moved on without me.
Or
" That Colton sure makes my heart flutter"
Or
" That Colton sure makes my heart flutter"
by IshouldhaveSHUTUP May 22, 2022
Get the Coltonmug. Colton is a man who meat rides dick constantly and loves his boyfriends especially boys named Theron
by Meatdaddy69 July 16, 2023
Get the Coltonmug.