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Get the colton mug.Colton is the name of a superior child who doesnt get to celebrate his birthday with his friends because of the coronavirus and the fact that he had to move away. He is the kind of person who will do absolutely anything for a friend as long as it will end up with good intentions. This kid is kindest, most accepting person you will ever meet. He doesn't know how much everyone loves him but they do. He can do crazy flips and shit so don't ever chalange him to a trampoline contest. He is definitely a friend you will want to have by your side when you need a therapist. He is also super super young but that's fine because he will get to watch all of us die and go to our funerals lololol. So yup. That's a colton for you.
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