A fat male who has a "taxi" service and drives around everyone and trys to fry everyone on fb but in reality he really hates his life and has total self confidence issues.
by The love guru. August 6, 2011
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1.) thou must marry thine sister.
2.) thou must consume copious amounts of alcohol.
3.) thou mustn't achieve greater education than grade 8.
4.) thou must live in a broken down house or trailer park.
5.) thou mustn't bathe more than twice per year.
6.) thou must have many children, many pets, and have your parents live in the attic.
7.) thou must watch NASCAR.
8.) thou must wear plaid and a trucker hat.
9.) thou must live in the USA or Canada.
10.) thou must own a beaten up truck
the lost commandments
11.) thou must listen to country.
12.) thou must vote for bush.
13.) thou must make moonshine.
14.) thou mustn't pay taxes.
15.) thou must hate your neighbor.
16.) thou must disapprove of newcomers.
17.) thou must salute the trucker.
18.) thou must only eat game you find (road) and kill, yourself.
19.) thou have a rocking chair on your porch.
20.) thou must play the banjo.
1.) thou must marry thine sister.
2.) thou must consume copious amounts of alcohol.
3.) thou mustn't achieve greater education than grade 8.
4.) thou must live in a broken down house or trailer park.
5.) thou mustn't bathe more than twice per year.
6.) thou must have many children, many pets, and have your parents live in the attic.
7.) thou must watch NASCAR.
8.) thou must wear plaid and a trucker hat.
9.) thou must live in the USA or Canada.
10.) thou must own a beaten up truck
the lost commandments
11.) thou must listen to country.
12.) thou must vote for bush.
13.) thou must make moonshine.
14.) thou mustn't pay taxes.
15.) thou must hate your neighbor.
16.) thou must disapprove of newcomers.
17.) thou must salute the trucker.
18.) thou must only eat game you find (road) and kill, yourself.
19.) thou have a rocking chair on your porch.
20.) thou must play the banjo.
-road trip through Alabama-
-stop at a gas station-
-get out and fill up-
guy 1 "hmm?"
-locals stare and talk to each other-
-guy 1 gets back into car-
-guy 1 to guy 2- " those guys are kind of creeping me out. Can you guess why they're doing that?"
guy 2 "have no idea. You might want to check in with them redneck commandments."
-stop at a gas station-
-get out and fill up-
guy 1 "hmm?"
-locals stare and talk to each other-
-guy 1 gets back into car-
-guy 1 to guy 2- " those guys are kind of creeping me out. Can you guess why they're doing that?"
guy 2 "have no idea. You might want to check in with them redneck commandments."
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Get the Going Commando mug.1. One who frequents a gunshop and tells lots of "no shit, there I was..." stories.
2. One who buys lots of military style weapons at the gunshop and has no real reason for an M-4 or AK-47 except to play dress up in their house with props.
3. One who thinks that buying a rifle that the military uses will make him look tougher.
2. One who buys lots of military style weapons at the gunshop and has no real reason for an M-4 or AK-47 except to play dress up in their house with props.
3. One who thinks that buying a rifle that the military uses will make him look tougher.
by Chairborne Ranger January 11, 2011
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Used to increase the range of melee attacks unrealistically.
When they knife they don't quickly run faster they pretty much teleport into you causing you to die instantly.
The online game play is ruined by many assets, this being one of them.
It takes less skill then shooting.
Used to increase the range of melee attacks unrealistically.
When they knife they don't quickly run faster they pretty much teleport into you causing you to die instantly.
The online game play is ruined by many assets, this being one of them.
It takes less skill then shooting.
Oh no hes running right at me! I better start shooting!
*the player then begins to open fire, but then the person with commando lunges into him with a knife and the player who was shooting then dies instantly*
WHAT THE HELL!!! I SHOT HIM!
*the player then begins to open fire, but then the person with commando lunges into him with a knife and the player who was shooting then dies instantly*
WHAT THE HELL!!! I SHOT HIM!
by callofdutyexpert June 13, 2010
Get the Commando mug.The worst musical duo in history. Two guys (named Earthworm in Cowboy Hat and Cheese Coat MacTafferson) sing horribly over pre-made music. The get off on not making any sense, therefore, they dont have many - if any - fans. They can be viewed at www.myspace.com/coldman5. Some of their classic songs include, "Licking the Floor Dry of Parnda Bears", "Ruptured Colons on the Floor Floor Floor", "L", "Dr. Da Da Do and the Widget Crackers", "Oops There Goes a Humpback Whale", "Legend of Pancake Waffles", "What Are You Looking At Jack Nicholson" and "You're the Only Girl Who Can Finish Off My Hot Dog Sundae".
by Earthworm in Cowboy Hat October 17, 2008
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