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Joe Collings

Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.

Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
Be nice, don’t be a joe collings.
by C.P.L. December 28, 2019
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collinpotato

A potato whose name is Collin. Native to the Chicago area, CollinPotatoes typically will not respond to your messages on Skype.
A wild CollinPotato appeared!
by not smartguy27 May 18, 2014
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Collisionista

Is a bad-ass female auto body shop owner that knows auto body repair information and the industry front to back, inside to outside.
That auto body shop owner down the street is a freaking collisionista - you want your smashed up car fixed right, go see her!
by Collisionista December 16, 2016
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Joog collin

Pot head... Joogs for money. always needs a ride to sunoco, gets PISSED when theres no weed around and if there is hell do anything to get it
by timmy john john March 1, 2013
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Collin Disc

An annoying thing that delivers pizza and knocks on your door asking for cats.
"I really hate how that Collin Disc keeps peering in through my balcony window!"
by Gorbont March 7, 2019
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The collisium

A game invented by the romans long ago. Taking the insides of the pumpkin out ,and then drilling two holes opposite from eachother ,and inserting oneself and the competitors penis to have an ultimate sword fight. Usually played around halloween.
Yo bro, lets play the collisium i'm bored.

Nah my penis is still sore from the last time you clobbered me.
by ElongD November 20, 2016
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Collin Brientnall

The hottest man alive. Comedy from the gods. The only reason to have tiktok. King.
Friend 1: Who is Collinb963?

Friend 2: Duh! He is the king of tiktok Collin Brientnall
by collinstoe May 31, 2020
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