Cold Math

An expression that defines ruthless aspect of a detrimental/decaying state.

Blood loss is a cold math. The more blood you lose, the weaker you get making it more difficult to get help.

by The Dour Reaper October 15, 2013

cry cold

An extremely low temperature that, when you are exposed to it, makes you actually feel like bursting into tears.

"It's cry cold out there!!"

by Natacia Noel December 22, 2008

cold Manson

an act of crawling into a dog tent to do a line of ketamine, followed by inhalation of "whip-it" (nitrous oxide), followed by a big sip of ice-cold Margarita. Usually performed outside at a festival or camp out setting.

I went to camp Hyena last night for a cold Manson and woke up today absolutely bamboozled.

by Gobkin May 27, 2021

Cold-J

Killing and fucking your wife's dead body similar to what O-J did but with out the hassle.

I Cold-J's Derricks wife

by blorgismorgis November 4, 2019

Cold Horn

A disease where a musical instrument (most likely made of brass) becomes cold. The cold makes it harder to play the instrument, especially when it uses a mouthpiece.

Cases of cold horn usually occur in cold climates (duh) or transporting the instrument outside while it is cold. (once again, duh)

This can be avoided by keeping the instruments mouthpiece in a warm place, like a pocket.

Another way to avoid it (if your a trombone, trumpet, etc player) is to buy a plastic mouthpiece

Connor: Ahhhh dude, I got cold horn while walking in here.

Quinten:Haha, sucks dude, I had my mouthpiece in my pocket, so mine is warm.
Good luck with that high F.

by schevendy scheven March 13, 2009

cold soda

Code name to be used in the work place for cold beer.

Hey Anthony I think Tina could use a cold soda.

by ##40 April 18, 2017

Cold Ham

Sitting on a freezing toilet seat in the act to go to the bathroom. Therefore making your buns a bit chilly.

*Toilet flush*
Guy #1 " God damn! That toilet is a cold as the south pole! I got some major cold ham in there.

by Lunchboxian March 29, 2010