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camp cockblock

You guys going hunting at Camp Cockblock this year?
by Mr.Mulch January 9, 2010
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Cocksucker Cramp

When you see a woman who always has her mouthopen. Also described as a mouthbreather.
Look at that bitch she cant close her mouth she must have a mean cocksucker cramp.
by Symo52 December 17, 2008
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cockalock

someone who is being a dick to someone else you haven't seen in a long time that is visiting for a short while
i miss you man!!!
Sorry for bein a cockalock when you were down here.
by the hairy yak June 6, 2010
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cockblocker

roommate who's afraid of penis and can't stop talking... she also wants every guy to want her, but won't do anything when she has them in her bed. tries to prevent roommates from getting any, at all times. BIGGEST COCKBLOCKER EVERRRR
Elizabeth never has sex... her goal in life is making sure her roommates have even less sex than she does. she is a cockblockin bitch... and she knows it
by i want some ass March 29, 2004
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cockblocker

a person who can't get any at that particular time so they make sure that any attempts that are made on or by you to get some sexual satisfaction are thwarted so that they are not lonely
i wanted to get some at home but my friend keeps calling even though they know we are getting "busy"
by Cathy October 18, 2003
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ghost cockblock

1. Any unexplained or paranormal activity that prevents a male from "getting some action."

2. Any such attempt by a ghost to engage in cockblocking of a male through weird noises, change of ambient room temperature, or "getting involved" with said action. Most likely done by ghosts who delighted in cockblocking while they were alive.
Dang, did you hear Johnny got ghost cockblocked when Gina felt a cold hand on her ass that wasn't his?
by the surfer June 29, 2011
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cocksucker motherfucker

Someone who is defined as being either a cocksucker or a motherfucker, just with alot more emphasis.
That Tiger, he's a real cocksucker motherfucker for cheating on his wife.
by BBRX8 December 9, 2009
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