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Chinese Greenlight

It's a variant of the Chinese Stoplight, known by some as the Chinese Firedrill. The difference however is the car does not stop. It takes a whole new level of badassery to accomplish such a task and it should not be attempted by anyone but the most experienced daredevils.

One good strategy for a 3 person Chinese Greenlight is shown below.
Driver: CHINESE GREENLIGHT GO! *climbs out window onto hood*
Passenger 1: You take the wheel! Meet you on the otherside! *climbs out window onto roof*
Passenger 2: *gives wheel to passenger 1, climbs out window into nearby window*
Driver: *Climbs into passenger 1's original seat.*

All: YEA!! We all just gained a badass level!
by Omega, Quail, Fox. January 22, 2010
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Chink Muffin

White guy: How's my little chink muffin doing today?

chink muffin: ...Fine
by Thepowerofjewjew March 19, 2011
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Chink rash

When smoking Marijuana eyes drop, giving the appearance of Asian eyes. After this, laughter will cause your eyes to produce tears. When wiping tears away red marks will appear. Causing chink rash.
Damn bro after that last bowl of doski i started gettin chink rash.
by Hash Mcnasty May 8, 2011
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chinese safety boot

I'm wearing my Chinese safety boots
by asdfqwerzxcvpoiu March 2, 2014
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Chinese Gorilla Eating Dog

Yum yum yum, Chinese gorillas eat dog
by you are mega homo August 2, 2019
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Chinese room

Searle's Chinese room from Wikipedia:

In the Chinese room thought experiment, a person who understands no Chinese sits in a room into which written Chinese characters are passed. In the room there is also a book containing a complex set of rules (established ahead of time) to manipulate these characters, and pass other characters out of the room. This would be done on a rote basis, eg. "When you see character X, write character Y". The idea is that a Chinese-speaking interviewer would pass questions written in Chinese into the room, and the corresponding answers would come out of the room appearing from the outside as if there were a native Chinese speaker in the room. It is Searle's belief that such a system could indeed pass a Turing Test, yet the person who manipulated the symbols would obviously not understand Chinese any better than he did before entering the room.

To chinese room (verb) is to solve problems without understanding. Most commonly used while doing math or physics homework, chinese rooming involves combining equations from various pages to solve a problem without understanding the problem or the equations.
"I'm totally going to fail this test. I've been so busy that I've had to chinese room every homework this month."
by Lucent September 6, 2004
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chinese crap

Often used as "cheap chinese crap". Sometimes abbreviated as "cc" or "ccc". Generally refers to an article of low-quality, unlikely to last for any length of time, but sufficiently cheap to buy and use once and discard.
Bought these chinese crap flip-flops at WalMart for sunday's pool party.
by skcpublic July 26, 2011
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