chimptation

When a chimp entices and arouses another chimp of the opposite or same gender.

Guy 1: That chimp likes that chimp!
Guy 2: Reckon it'll fall for chimptation

by Jack De October 18, 2008

Chunka Chimp

The Northern European Chunka Chimp, hales from the North of England.
Generally found to be a young lady who eats too much

Look at that Chunka Chimp over there!!!!!

by Dude-Sweet May 19, 2005

Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass

To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.

Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!

Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.

by urbanmacgyver October 13, 2010

river chimp

A First Nations person from the Port Alberni area

Want to go buy some fish from the river chimps?

by Cplcustard December 25, 2021

spankin' the chimp

jerking off, whacking away at your member, pulling your pud.

i called dave to go to the bar, but he was too bush spankin' the chimp to go out.

by anthony December 15, 2004

chimputer

A hybrid of chimp and computer, a chimputer is a machine that behaves badly, especially one that had previously operated well, until some attack or catastrophic error that requires the attention of an administrator or a security investigator. Possibly a result of mishearing or misunderstanding, the variant "chumputer" is also occasionally encountered.

Man, I had a gigaquad box this morning, but after that power surge, it's just a chimputer.

CodeSculptor, you've got a chimputer after that breach -- you need a good Security Monkey.

Sit back, I'll drive, I know how to swing a chimputer.

by Ernie Cordell April 20, 2007

house chimp

Yet another derogatory way to describe a person of African American backround.

"When it gets cold, those porch monkeys turn in to house chimps."

by Franklin Barnaby February 1, 2005