chester van

A Chester van is a large white van that is use to abduct kids.

Mary: look at that Chester van over there

Jane: be careful you might get kidnapped

by Calf_Man September 14, 2019

Chesteritis

The most advanced form of hypochondria predominantly effecting male adults aged 50 or over. The condition may start from something totally innocuous such as a minor injury from a cat scratch. The patient me be discovered clutching their chest demanding to be taken to hospital. Chesteritis, despite its name, is not associated with conditions of the chest. It is a severe mental condition that causes the patient to believe that he is chronically ill and will discuss his imagined illness incessantly.

"Hey Andy you sound like you have a cold". "If only, I'm afraid it could be Chesteritis, better order an undertaker".

by Lord Diz October 17, 2022

You guessed her, Chester

An ancient term used to describe when someone guesses something correctly. An older and more white version of bitch you guessed it.

Daquan: did u go to the movies with Jarmarius’ sister yesterday?
Brad: you guessed her, Chester!

by ALLUHAKBAR47 November 10, 2018