hoodied, happy slapping granny muggers who wear lacoste shoes, chains, and trackies and will stab you at any point.
sworn enemies-
*emo
*skaters
*old ladies
favourite makes-
*lacoste
*nike
*adidas
weapons of choice-
*knives
*lead pipes
celebrity chavs-
*wayne rooney
*lady sovereign
*jade goody
*lilly allen
*britney spears
places of hangout-
*mcdonalds
*allyways
*street corners
sworn enemies-
*emo
*skaters
*old ladies
favourite makes-
*lacoste
*nike
*adidas
weapons of choice-
*knives
*lead pipes
celebrity chavs-
*wayne rooney
*lady sovereign
*jade goody
*lilly allen
*britney spears
places of hangout-
*mcdonalds
*allyways
*street corners
chav- oi you filthy fuckin skater!
skater- yah dude?
chav- fuckin stop skatin in fronta me mate, youre shit
skater- u just dissed me but then called me mate you idiot
chav- (pulls out knife)yeah say that to ma face bitch
skater- ok, YOURE AN IDIOT
chav- ya mums an idiot and she was good in bed too
skater- my mum has more self-pride than to sleep with you.
chav- ya mum has more self pride than to sleep with ya mum
skater- that dosent make sense.
chav- fuck you u grebo
skater- im a skater.
chav- fuck you grebo!!!
skater- yah dude?
chav- fuckin stop skatin in fronta me mate, youre shit
skater- u just dissed me but then called me mate you idiot
chav- (pulls out knife)yeah say that to ma face bitch
skater- ok, YOURE AN IDIOT
chav- ya mums an idiot and she was good in bed too
skater- my mum has more self-pride than to sleep with you.
chav- ya mum has more self pride than to sleep with ya mum
skater- that dosent make sense.
chav- fuck you u grebo
skater- im a skater.
chav- fuck you grebo!!!
by jack.d March 31, 2007
Get the chavmug. chavs are people who wear trackies and named clothes,and the girls wear big fake gold earings they all have an attitude problem and need to have a good punch round their faces
omg i fuking hate them cause there not like me cause i think im so good wwhen really im a bag of sh**
by holly May 13, 2005
Get the chavsmug. A british teenager, a rat brain, an obsession with crap cars, some terrible slang, the hotheadedness of a gladiator with none of the physical capabilites (like at all), and fifty yards of yellow plaid fabric all thrown in God*'s Blender.
*Note: there is no God.
*written by a proud Emo.
*Note: there is no God.
*written by a proud Emo.
A group of chav teens sit on a wall in a park. A four year old girl walks by.
Chav 1: "Oi! You! this is our turf 'ere in da park!"
Little girl: "uhmmm...."
Chav 2:She's talkin' back! Le'ss get 'er!
Other chavs: Fuckin' 'ey!
Reporter: in our local news, a group of teenagers was beaten to death by a small girl near Picadilly Circus. There were no survivors.
Chav 1: "Oi! You! this is our turf 'ere in da park!"
Little girl: "uhmmm...."
Chav 2:She's talkin' back! Le'ss get 'er!
Other chavs: Fuckin' 'ey!
Reporter: in our local news, a group of teenagers was beaten to death by a small girl near Picadilly Circus. There were no survivors.
by ArrogantAngel April 16, 2009
Get the chavmug. Those Chavs think they're hard, but little that they know is that the force of a haymaker at their face from anyone would not only be beyond smashed that even their wonky, shitty teeth be swallowed, but also their low chav brand brain (which cost 1p in most known store) would be splattered inside their head.
by Shin-fucking-Ryu February 4, 2005
Get the Chavsmug. Chavs are the Burberry-obsessed, sports-gear wearing, poor spelling teenage - middle-aged scum of the nation.
Chavs cannot, and will not be seen with less than 3 kilos of cheap, plastic jewellery, probably bought or stolen from Argos, Index, some other catalog company, or the 20 pence vending machines designed for five year olds.
Chavs like hurling insults at anything that moves, and pick fights with anyone and anything. Anyone not wearing some Chav brand is automatically "Gawrth" (which, translates to 'Goth').
Chavs usually like smoking cigarettes or weed, and drinking vodka or cider. They hang around by "Maccy D'zzz" (McDonalds), or "Beee xXx Kaii" (Burger King). They usually go to cinemas or shopping centres on weekends, or school holidays. At the cinemas, they must watch a sequel to a film, while texting a friend or throwing popcorn at people.
Chavs usually think it's cool to spend money on crappy, fake items. One chav said, and I quote: "yeh well all u stoopid emos fink chavs r cheep, i js spent 40 quid on a burbery cap soo stfu". (This cap, was fake.)
Chavs enjoy grafitti-ing too. Usually in bathroom stalls, scribbles of "Jess wuz yer 2kaii6" or "Lulu 2k7" can be found all over Britain.
Hmm... what else to say? You get the idea.
Chavs cannot, and will not be seen with less than 3 kilos of cheap, plastic jewellery, probably bought or stolen from Argos, Index, some other catalog company, or the 20 pence vending machines designed for five year olds.
Chavs like hurling insults at anything that moves, and pick fights with anyone and anything. Anyone not wearing some Chav brand is automatically "Gawrth" (which, translates to 'Goth').
Chavs usually like smoking cigarettes or weed, and drinking vodka or cider. They hang around by "Maccy D'zzz" (McDonalds), or "Beee xXx Kaii" (Burger King). They usually go to cinemas or shopping centres on weekends, or school holidays. At the cinemas, they must watch a sequel to a film, while texting a friend or throwing popcorn at people.
Chavs usually think it's cool to spend money on crappy, fake items. One chav said, and I quote: "yeh well all u stoopid emos fink chavs r cheep, i js spent 40 quid on a burbery cap soo stfu". (This cap, was fake.)
Chavs enjoy grafitti-ing too. Usually in bathroom stalls, scribbles of "Jess wuz yer 2kaii6" or "Lulu 2k7" can be found all over Britain.
Hmm... what else to say? You get the idea.
"yh wel chavs lyke roolz, dun tey? "
^. A typical chav's vocabulary.
"Errr ghey mingarrr!!"
^. A typical chav's favourite insult.
^. A typical chav's vocabulary.
"Errr ghey mingarrr!!"
^. A typical chav's favourite insult.
by OurLadyOfSorrows_x December 24, 2008
Get the chavmug. A chav is some-one who thinks their hard but they're really not. Listens to all that dj cammy shit (the chipmonk whos balls are still cemented to his stomach) which isnt even music, its just one crappy beat with 9 songs mixed into it. They listen to this on their shitty stolen samsung D500 which they stole off of they're nan most probably. They walk swaying their arms like a chimp, in groups of about 5 preying on innocent OAP'sm mugging them for a bag of chips, a bus ticket home and some shaaving fome. Their main greeting is 'shit boh' oh 'yes blod' and they have their own means of communication. They all have more greese on their faces than a mcdonalds fryer, wear white nike Tn tracksuits which are too big, wear matching hats, white Tn shox and fake 'tommy hilfinger' boxers. They all ride ridiculously small mini motos which should be blown up, with the chav on it.
a chavs conversation
'shit boh, what u been up to blod' said big dave
'not much yeah, got some dj cammy on ma mums phone now' replied lil jon
'lets have a listen' asked big dave. they listened to the shit.
'ahhh thats well good mush, gotta bang that outter ma dads vectra sum time'
'shit boh, what u been up to blod' said big dave
'not much yeah, got some dj cammy on ma mums phone now' replied lil jon
'lets have a listen' asked big dave. they listened to the shit.
'ahhh thats well good mush, gotta bang that outter ma dads vectra sum time'
by alex hennessy September 8, 2008
Get the chavmug. by RealBlackGirl Sick of chavs insulting our culture. October 18, 2006
Get the chavsmug.