Johnny Bench Called

A way to infer that a woman has an old worn out vagina. The full phrase would hypothetically be "Johnny Bench called, he wants his catcher's mitt back."

My girlfriend: "I told you 23 times to pick up my dry cleaning and take out the trash!!!!"

Me: "Johnny Bench called..."

My Girlfriend "What does that mean?"

Me: "What?"

My Girlfriend: "Who is Johnny Bench?"

Me: "Whats my Jdate password?"

by Art_Vandalay July 15, 2010

booty call

A late night summons -- often made via telephone -- to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis.

The student's mother was ignorant of her son's booty calls.

by AEAizzle December 28, 2005

40 day challenge

The insane, near impossible feat of not masturbating for all 40 days of Lent.

Taylor: "I'm doing the 40 day challenge."
Alex: I tried that last year. I lasted about a day!

by Fat Swimmer February 17, 2010

Blue Whale Challenge

This game originated around 2016. By 2017 and 2018 this game took the life of many people. This game gives you 50 tasks , there is no way to quit. But thankfully for playing blue whale you need to do a deep web search. In this game a person chats with you and gives you tasks like crave f14 on your hand, stand at the edge of a high bridge , etc. It is highly recommended not to play this game

The popular Blue Whale Challenge of 2015 is banned in most places.

by F10986 March 4, 2019

Cat Call

Usually a whistle or comment that is almost always sexual. It most of the time is from a man to a woman. No one likes it so people need to stop.

Alex- *Walking to Work*
Random Stranger- Nice Ass!
Alex- (now feels really uncomfortable from the cat call)

by peoplearetheabsouluteworst May 14, 2020

Wade Boggs Challenge

The drinking equivalent of an Iron Man competition. Those who undertake the Wade Boggs Challenge attempt to drink 2 cases of beer (30 packs or you fuck off) and eat a bucket of fried chicken in a 24 hour period.

Tyler and Adam attempted the Wade Boggs Challenge at the lake. After the ensuing boating accident, their bodies were burned as part of their Viking funeral.

by The King of the Forrest June 27, 2012

among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait)

literally every youtuber nowadays

hey did you see the new video called among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait)?

by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022