Calvo

Calvo is the private school boy with long flowy hair. He is a quiet kid at first but if you get to know him you'll understand his game: pretend to me an innocent and nice boy to land girls in his bed, which never fails. Calvo has lots of friends and is very generous toward those he knows and is highly overprotective over his top peers. Secretly, Calvo has a huge cock that he simply denies having, until it's inside of you. His abs are unforgettable and make you instantly wet at their warmth. Calvo has a deep voice that he acquired in middle school and has been using to whisper in girls ears while sticking it in for years.

"Where were you?" "I was with Calvo." "Oh! Was it as good as you thought it would be?" "It was the best ever."

by UrbanDefinitionsIRL May 10, 2021

Brandon Calvillo

A terrible youtuber that makes bad videos and are not funny. Just a fuckin morron depressed just to get attention.

Person 1: XXXEmilyHeatherQueenXXX makes terrible videos. She also bullies people and she thinks she the best. she a bitch.
Person 2: IKR! She's so Brandon Calvillo

by Gold Angel Diamonds July 11, 2018

calvin syndrome

Male equivalent of a woman's "pre-menstrual syndrome"; marked by excessive mood swings, increased sensitivity, and random fits of anger.

1. That man has been crying for an hour; he must be suffering from calvin syndrome.

by paperclip09 April 11, 2008

Calvin

Fat, arrogant, and a lazy piece of shit. The dude has no class, extremely large, will you eat you out of your house or home. Disrespectful, fat, stupid, broke, sleeps on a futon with a queen size mattress in the basement of his home that reals of mold and mildew. Liar, cheat, and dude just end it all!

Yo Calvin, dang never mind fat, arrogant ass douche!

by Nunnnnya business May 30, 2018

Calvon

A stupid person
Very uneducated
Has a problem seeing the obvious
Very big n00b towards computers

Note: Cal is short for Calvon

"Damn Cal you sure are one lame fucka, RAM can't leak."

"Damn Cal don't you see that just a load."

by J Dawg February 27, 2004

calvin wing

Hmm where to begin....
1.Wanna-be, poser, thinks he's hot. fuck-upI would call him gay but that's an insult to homosexuals.
2.OMG how can you be so stupid?!I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE!!!I HAVE NO ATTRACTION TO YOUR FAT ASS WHAT SO EVER IF YOU WANT SOME THAT BAD JUST FUCK YOURSELF CUZ NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO!!!!!YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS, THEY ALL LAUGH AT YOU!!!!
3.Someone who thinks he's really hot and really popular when he really isn't.

1.Himself
2."You like m again don't you?!"
Me: "HELL NO!!You fucking fag!!"
3.Person 0:"OMG calvin is SOOO hot!!!"
Person 1:"Seriously?You think so?Ew!"
Person 2:*laughs hysterically*
Person 3:"He's like, really mean to everyone.Don't go there, I did."
Person 4:*throws up*
Person 5:*slaps person 0*"What are you on?!"

by i'mpunkfuckyou February 21, 2005

to do calvin kleins

set up and snore lines of coke and ketamine

...whereas nobody knows which line is which, thus a kind of (non-lethal yet wicked russian roulette) - as seen and heard at london party last weekend

by swazi_london August 28, 2005