Calabasas High School

Okay so after all these terrible definitions, your thinking "Calabasas can't be that bad". Oh but it is. The food, people, teachers, curriculum, and school itself is awful. Food? Tastes like shit. People? They are shit. Teachers? Once again they are shit. Curriculum? Is shit. School? Shithole. Heredia=FUCKING BITCH FROM HELL if your reading this heredia... fuck you. The first couple weeks of CHS are great. YAY HIGH SCHOOL! But I can guarantee you will hate the fours years you go to that school. Thank God I'm leaving next year.

8th Grader - IM SO HAPPY IM GOING TO Calabasas High School NEXT YEAR

Former CHS Student - haha......fag.

by fUCKCHS November 4, 2009

Caleb Gregory.

Caleb Gregory is one of those guys you don't just find everyday. He's different.. A good different.. He's easy to fall for, so you should probably watch your step. He's the funniest person you'll ever meet. He makes you smile, nonstop. He's adorable. He's amazing; and he'll disagree, but he's perfect. People will try to take him.. So if you find him, hold on tight. You'll be VERY lucky if you find one.. I have one; and I could NEVER love my life more.. <3

If he's perfect, he's DEFINITELY Caleb Gregory.

by You'll Never Know. (; September 23, 2011

Caleb's Mom

The whorest of whores, the chicken of the sea, the nastiest of hoes. It's like clam chowder and regret between her legs.

Everyone has a turn with Caleb's Mom and always needs a test after!

by DuckDingeon March 5, 2020

justice caleb

a young actor ... will be famous someday... also a singer

justice caleb is an awesome actor

by Brittani Reed February 21, 2009

Cali-Slut

Any whore, hooker, or otherwise promiscuous girl that hails from California, particularly suburban regions near Los Angeles, Sacramento, or San Francisco. Generally only applies to women who have loose sexual behavior and have left California for other regions of the United States (but their promiscuity perseveres). Typically prefers a quite diverse male demographic and possesses little to no standards.

My friend Sarah Wookey is a massive Cali-slut.

by ShowerSlut69 October 16, 2011

Caleb Weed

A horrible tasting type of weed that taste like Asian shit. It will usually be dealed by an Asian name Caleb, Kevin, or Calvin,

"Hey you want so Caleb Weed?"
" Ew no that tastes like shit"

by some random guy who is awesome August 19, 2012

Caleb watson

Synonym for little bitch

Don't be a Caleb watson

by Callmedad July 27, 2016