CALMMMMM

What Mohammed Jama Mohamud says when someone does something dirty. He always says calm when talking to his friends.

My girl said, "CALMMMMMM" to me last night.

by LEbronyh March 10, 2020

CALM

4th album of an australian band called 5 seconds of summer. the album is lyricly and musicly a masterpiece. the album's name is from each band member's name's first letter. C(alum) A(shton) L(uke) M(ichael). stream CALM.

person 1: HEY DUDE YA HEARD DIS??
person 2: heard what bruh
person 1: THIS ALBUM IS FIRE MAN
person 2: what album?
person 1: CALM BY 5SOS

by gyozo June 2, 2020

calmdigger

a person who wants everyone calm even when everyone should not be calm, i.e., during a hailstorm.

Ben: Hey, guys, no need to get all upset. Everybody lets all just calm down and nobody freak out or anything. It is important that we...
Arthur: interrupts You're being a calmdigger right now. A calmdigger that is not helping. Hail is in our vicinity according to weather reports from reliable sources that broke into our regularly scheduled programming. We have to stay inside and we can do without the reasonless platitude "calm down". The time to calm down has already come and gone, where were you, Ben?

by Antionette Villanova April 13, 2020

Calm bi

A bisexual that respects every sexuality.

Be a calm bi.

And please, please, please don’t be a raging bi

I met a calm bi today, and she was super nice. I respect her.

by Chyre April 17, 2020

Calm girl

A girl who is silent for years and keeps listening and listening and listening and listening and then people keep getting more and more and more her nerves and she is patient for long and Then one day explodes and then people question her “ is she crazy ? “

She is crazy , she was little crazy before I never thought she was extremely crazy like that .
And we need to place her to mental hospital maybe . But then she is very dangerous bomb like unknown Mina and people think she is such a girl who doesn’t responds and shy and very powerless so we can say anything we want to her till we drive her crazy and then put all that blame on her together. .while she is very thoughtful lady.

Hey : you know that girl she is crazy

Hello : but I thought she was good , she is very friendly , but sometimes looks sad .

No she is crazy because I really got on her nerves too much that I don’t know how to make her a good girl again .now I can’t stop her .

So I gotta call her crazy so she can become powerless and keeps listening to every crap I say and we all can break her to the core till she becomes real crazy . Calm girl

by 1234567890986531782& April 17, 2020

CALMfam

A rebranding of the 5sosfam. CALMfam excludes fake fans, or sossies, that spread hate by verbal and emotional abuse towards the boys or other stans over the internet. The rebranding happened in light of false allegations made against the members of 5 Seconds of Summer, where favoritism, ugliness, and hatefulness took over what was an escape for so many people.

The 5sosfam has become very toxic and triggering to so many of us. Welcome to the #CALMfam it is a safe place full of lobe and acceptance, built on support of the boys

by Wayfmg June 24, 2020

calmbination

Refers to two or more items and/or activities that relax you when partaken of at the same time. Examples could include listening to soothing music and sipping a cool drink, stretching out on a chaise lounge in the back yard and petting your cat/dog beside you, going for a stroll and taking nature-photos, etc.

I find da companionship of friendly gentle-natured females to be da most effective way to unwind, so da best calmbinations for me are either to sit between two sweet-faced damsels and hold hands wif both of dem at da same time, or to have a sweet-smiling barefoot cutie place her pretty soles against my chest, and then hold her hands.

by QuacksO June 25, 2020