Cotton-Jockey

Derogatory term for someone of African decent, similar to nigger, spook, coon, or gatorbait.

Jerry: Hey, Tim, what happened to your VCR?
Tim: Some damn Cotton-Jockey stole it last night.
Jerry: Figures.

by Special_Agent_Jack_Bauer12 July 30, 2012

Cuttin' plums

Pooping

Hannah's in the bathroom cuttin' plums

by Dennis trash October 3, 2013

cotton knockers

A pair of breasts in a cotton t-shirt

"Check out those cotton knockers"

by bongcruise June 24, 2016

cutting rug

To cut the rug means to dance aggressively. Almost as if one was mad at the very beat they are dancing to.

this must be their jam; they are really cutting rug something vicious over there.

by Bronzebandit April 24, 2017

cotton bomb

When a woman soaks a tampon in her choice of alcohol before inserting it into her vagina for a quick buzz.

Hey Stefanie, I'm losing my buzz. I'm gonna go to the bathroom and replace my cotton bomb.

by G-Money Spot August 12, 2017

Cotton Excavation

When the underwear ride or are wedgied so far up, deep inside the ass crack you gotta dig them out.

I’ll be there in a minute. I gotta do a little cotton excavation.

I did a little cotton excavation. Now my finger gots the ass stank.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

cottonier

A servant whose job is to wipe his or her master's ass post defecation.

Louie XIV had a servant for everything including a cottonier.

by Tree.Skier April 14, 2018