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by coomgod November 14, 2020
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1) accepting something, with pain.
2) accepting something even though you know it's wrong
3) cooling down a convo
4) just saying it for fun, really
1) accepting something, with pain.
2) accepting something even though you know it's wrong
3) cooling down a convo
4) just saying it for fun, really
"Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool."
"cool cool cool cool cool. no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt."
"cool cool cool cool cool. no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt."
by 54345543 August 9, 2018
Get the cool cool cool cool cool cool cool mug.Marked by sameness and a lack of originality; mass-produced. Often used to describe suburban housing developments where all of the houses are based on the same blueprints and are differentiated only by their color.
by Greenie March 24, 2004
Get the cookie-cutter mug.A phrase derived from Samuel L. Jackson's character Jules in Pulp Fiction, generally used when a bad motherfucker is going through a transitional period and just wants to calm a bitch down.
"Yolanda Be Cool"
Jules: Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?
Yolanda: You don't hurt him.
Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like?
Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?
Yolanda: Cool?
Jules: What?
Yolanda: He's cool.
Jules: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.
Yolanda: All right, now you let him go.
Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
Jules: Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?
Yolanda: You don't hurt him.
Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like?
Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?
Yolanda: Cool?
Jules: What?
Yolanda: He's cool.
Jules: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.
Yolanda: All right, now you let him go.
Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
by Ham Sauce December 12, 2013
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by CougarStudent September 1, 2013
Get the Go coogs mug.A word used when describing an unspecific length of time.
Generally used instead of:
"It's been a long time"
"I haven't been here in a while"
Generally used instead of:
"It's been a long time"
"I haven't been here in a while"
"I haven't seen you in a coons age, Jacob. "
"Man, I haven't drank this much in a coons age."
"It's been a coons age, hasn't it."
"Man, I haven't drank this much in a coons age."
"It's been a coons age, hasn't it."
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