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(Wakes up) The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning Alix Lynx, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a Female Girl?? HMMGH*,* I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.
by coomgod November 14, 2020
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cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

(no doubt no doubt no doubt)

1) accepting something, with pain.
2) accepting something even though you know it's wrong
3) cooling down a convo
4) just saying it for fun, really
"Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool."

"cool cool cool cool cool. no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt."
by 54345543 August 9, 2018
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cookie-cutter

Marked by sameness and a lack of originality; mass-produced. Often used to describe suburban housing developments where all of the houses are based on the same blueprints and are differentiated only by their color.
I wouldn't live in one of those ugly cookie-cutter houses for a million dollars.
by Greenie March 24, 2004
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Yolanda Be Cool

A phrase derived from Samuel L. Jackson's character Jules in Pulp Fiction, generally used when a bad motherfucker is going through a transitional period and just wants to calm a bitch down.
"Yolanda Be Cool"

Jules: Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?

Yolanda: You don't hurt him.

Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like?

Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?

Yolanda: Cool?

Jules: What?

Yolanda: He's cool.

Jules: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.

Yolanda: All right, now you let him go.

Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
by Ham Sauce December 12, 2013
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cooster booster

A true follower of Cooster, the true Buffalo Wizard
The Cooster Booster watched all of Coosters Youtube Videos
by ThatBaconMan February 23, 2015
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Go coogs

The University of Houston pride slogan. What's unique about Go Coogs is that it can be used in any situation.
I'm having a great night! Go coogs!
-or-
I just got jumped in an alleyway. Go coogs.
by CougarStudent September 1, 2013
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A Coons Age

A word used when describing an unspecific length of time.

Generally used instead of:
"It's been a long time"
"I haven't been here in a while"
"I haven't seen you in a coons age, Jacob. "

"Man, I haven't drank this much in a coons age."

"It's been a coons age, hasn't it."
by Tbo8 August 24, 2017
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